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ꗃ 𝟎𝟎 | 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊

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━━ ꗃ 𝟎𝟎 | 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 ||

━━ ꗃ 𝟎𝟎 | MINOR VIOLENCE ||

━━ ꗃ 𝟎𝟎 | CURSING ||

𝗠𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗢𝗖, Russel, Noodle and 2D sat in the common room, the TV's power on, lit up brilliantly by a SI-FI series, Boans.

2D couldn't help but allow his mind to wonder freely; the blue haired male lacking any apparent interest in the show, however his band mates, Murdoc and Russel, seemed fixed on it, so he decided against making any comments in the event of a conflict.

An idea soon clawed it's way into the pupiless male's mind, a risky idea, but funny all the same. 2D stood from his spot with a slight groan, his back popping from the movement, before traversing to the kitchen. He pulled out a water bottle from the door of the fridge, the corner of his lip propping upward in a half-smirk.

"Hey, Mudz! Come 'ere!" he'd called out, his mischievous grin becoming painfully obvious.

Murdoc released a loud, agitated groan, but got up nonetheless; hobbling into the kitchen, he looked at the bluenette with an irritated expression.

"What the bloody hell do you want, Duller-ed?" Murdoc demanded, his hands preppily resting upon his hips, his brow raised; accompanied with a rugged scowl. 2D attempted to drop his suspicious facial expression, struggling with controlling his facial muscles. He gestured to the open water bottle he'd placed on the kitchen counter.

"There's something in the water. It don't taste any good." he falsified, masking a small chuckle with a faux hiccup.

Russel and Noodle both peeked into the room, Murdoc further lifting his brow; going unseen, the fault of his bangs.

He made his way over to the counter, leaning over the surface to inspect the completely full bottle of water. 2D allowed his smirk to resurface as his own hands shot out to grasp the bottle, giving it a harsh squeeze. The water sputtered up from the opening in the container, aggressively splashing Murdoc in the face. The green skinned man shrieked deafeningly, the water soaking his face, hair, and clothing.

Both Noodle and Russel's laughter was heard from the common room, as they'd ducked back in there for shelter from the male's upcoming pique; 2D unable to contain himself from collapsing to the kitchen floor in a fit of laughter and wheezing.

"WHAT THE FUCK, 2-DENTS?!" The human-pickle-hybrid roared, his voice suffering the cracking and changes in pitch experienced during puberty, his entire being practically trembling in rage.

"I-I'm sorry- I'm sorry-!!" 2D had managed to huff out in between baited breaths as he began calming himself; preparing to book it.

Russel cautiously made his way back into the kitchen, fully prepared to prevent a murder.

"Now come on, Mudz. The kid's only havin' a bit of fun. Plus, he finds it funny, I do too." the darker colored male chortled, patting Murdoc's shoulder with unnoticed hesitance.

Murdoc's expression of rancor gradually eased into a small, carefree smile. "Well, if that's the case then mate."

He suddenly jolted forward, grasping the half empty bottle before dumping it over Russel's head, his smile upturned into a cocky smirk.

Noodle's giggles echoed throughout the room as she witnessed her dad receive the same punishment her uncle had.

Murdoc smiled at his work but was caught off guard when Russel decided to fight back; snatching a new bottle of water from the counter-space. He hurriedly pried it open before emptying it over the humanoid pickle's head.

"AH- RUSS-!!"

Russel laughed victoriously as 2D struggled for air on the ground, the poor bluenette gripping his sides while he lay curled up into a ball.

"Oh, it's on now." Murdoc snarled, grasping a cooking pot before filling it with water in the communal sink, Russel fled back to the living room; fully expecting the water to be a weapon against him. However, Murdoc instead strode over to the lanky figure on the floor, dumping the cold water over his back.

2D yelped loudly as the chilly liquid soaked into his clothing, spurring him to jolt upwards to his feet.

The green skinned male glared up at 2D and snorted, the taller shaking the water from his head, giggling.

However, someone was missing.

"Baby girl, why don't you-" Russel glanced to where the young girl had once been, only to see the spot vacant; his sentence paused. A shrill scream of surprise shot throughout the building. Noodle stood with a mischievous smirk, a water gun delicately placed in her palms. Murdoc had suffered yet another attack.

"Senso ga hajimatta!!*" The younger girl had bellowed, threateningly pointing the weapon in the older's direction. Despite being unable to understand her, Murdoc instantly understood the gist of her words and actions, running away in an attempt to save his own life, the female retaliating by squirting him.

"H-HEY I'M NOT YOUR TARGET, KID!!" Murdoc had shouted, a playful grin on his visage, losing potential hiding places in the common room. 2D fetched the bottle that he and Murdoc had emptied before filling it up. The male then snuck up behind Russel, spraying him in the back, causing him to jump. After a while, they all ended up wet and shivering, the cool air that wafted into the room stinging their noses.

"Maybe we should get dried up?" Russel suggested, 2D nodding in agreement. Noodle hummed, shooting Murdoc in the face one last time before dropping the water toy.

After they had all changed, they met back up in the common space, sitting on the couch with one big blanket; ignoring random puddles of water that lay strewn out around the room. They soon put on a movie and snuggled up, with the exception of Murdoc only putting one leg near 2D as he didn't particularly enjoy physical affection.

They all ended up falling asleep, Noodle cuddled up between 2D and Russel, and the two boys' heads leaning against each other's, Murdoc had slumped over and against 2D's shoulder, snoring lightly.

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