Information on Omega Mart

Information from "Product Recall/On Sale at Omega Mart: Orange Drink"

🧃 Omega Mart branded Orange Drink was on sale for $0.79 per can.

🧃 This is, as far as I know, the first time we see Omega Mart's (now defunct) number, 1-800-808-4194.

🧃 Orange Drink was recalled and on sale all on the same day.

🧃 Orange Drink has a chance to start rising and keep form even when out of the glass.

🧃 Omega Mart cares about your safety.

🧃 When you called the number, the beginning Omega Mart jingle would play, and a lady's voice would thank you for calling and asked you to press one if you had a problem with the Omega Mart Lemons and to press two if you had a problem with Omega Mart Orange Drink. When you pressed two, the lady said that Omega Mart and Dramcorp Advanced Research Team thanks you for your participation and clinical trial OR2697V and that science would be nothing without the bravery and strength of their experimental research subjects and that they would give you a 5% discount from your next purchase if you would show any of the staff your new radiant orange skin. This shows that Omega Mart and Dramcorp used the buyers of the drink to see side effects and help with their research, people who drank it got a nice discount on their next trip to the store, and the Orange Drink has the effect of turning people vibrantly orange.

🧃 The lady's voice in the call didn't say "Omega Mart, the number 1 supermarket in the world.", she really said "the number 1 supermarket in the worlds." which means that outside of the real world and the Omega Mart universe, the supermarket is still well known.

🧃 The description says "Your favorite drink, now available in your favorite color! Omega Mart's Orange Drink is on sale NOW, pending several legal outcomes. Stock up!" which means that Omega Mart says that orange is everyone's favorite color which then you must agree and that many are threatening to sue Omega Mart.