🍋 The title explains some of the cause of the recall with the Omega Mart Lemons being mislabeled.
🍋 This ad seems oddly similar to a real recalled item, Burger King's plastic Pokéball toys which were recalled due to children suffocating on the toy.
🍋 Omega Mart Lemons are in no way lemons.
🍋 Omega Mart Lemons share the same number as the Orange Drink; 1-800-808-4194
🍋 Omega Mart Lemons can hide their eyes and disguise as a lemon.
🍋 The Omega Mart Lemons were, of course, once on shelves.
🍋 The Omega Mart Lemons can both understand English and fear death/being disposed of.
🍋 the description says, "PLEASE CALL 1-800-808-4194 FOR MORE INFORMATION - Unfortunately our recent lemons have been lashing out and will need to be returned." Omega Mart considers the ungodly actions of their lemons just "lashing out" probably to keep their company and brand squeaky clean.
🍋 When you dialed the number, it would start out the same as the Orange Drink until you pressed one instead of two. The call then told you that if anyone you know have been exposed to Omega Mart Brand Lemons, you should've returned them to your local Omega Mart or disposed of them in a led container and buried them at a minimum of five feet below ground and three miles away from any water source. They recommended that you used earplugs.
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