Information on Omega Mart

Information from "ON SALE at Omega Mart! Name Brand Laundry Stuffs"

🧽 Omega Point was on sale for $6.99 per teaspoon. 

🧽 Plausible Deniability was on sale for $5.87 per 0.1 gallon.

🧽 Done was on sale for 2 for $10 or 3 for $7 when you spend $20 or more with a valid coupon. Limited to one coupon per customer and prices are good through December 12th. For more information, go to a store near you.

🧽 If the scanner is aimed at your hand when scanning, it may cause effects such as it becoming holographic, an ear of corn, a plunger, a foot, a live chicken (or at least the head), misshapen, having one-all fingers turned into a scanner, having it now holding a scanner, or having you turn into a pile of scanners. It also may cause the system to malfunction.

🧽 The description says "Checking out our weekly specials? Save big on luxury, name brand laundry items like OmegaPointPlausibleDeniabilityDone.Error.ERROR!!!ERROR!!! SAVINGS!! YES!!!" This tells us that they have specials every week and the laundry items are both name brand and luxury.