take me away...

who let the birds out?

Birdman

"I can't believe this shit! After everything I did for her! She cheated on me with a damn lesbian!" I scream in my car

Let me call Mama E and tell her about her sad ass daughter.

"Hello son! What's up?" She asks into the phone

"Your daughter! She cheated on me with Janet Jackson!" I says as the phone goes silent

"You there mama?" I ask

"Yea I'm here...what are you guys planning on doing? Y'all aren't together anymore...or does she wanna fix it?" She asks

"Honestly I really don't think she does. She did this...she broke us up mama." I say

"Hey now! Don't talk about my baby like that! You absolutely did something to hurt her, she wouldn't just cheat on you just to do it. Bryan if you think you can bounce back and find love again do so...but I know my baby and she isn't coming back no time soon." She says only filling me up with more anger

"Ight Bruh." I say before hanging up the phone in her face. Shit maybe Toni did find out about me & her so called family member, but I don't feel guilty at all. I hope all that shit blows up in her face.

"Fuck wrong with her. I got something for they ass." I say before picking up my phone

"Hello? Wassup sons." I say...

"Hey uncle Bryan." Denim and Diezel says in unison

Toni Braxton.

I wake up to my phone ringing constantly.

"Ugh what is it now." I say before looking at whose calling

"Oh Denim and Diezel." I say before joining the call

"Mom! Your gay?" Diezel asks as I nod

"Bryan called, I guess he thinks we'll turn on you...well guess what your our mom. And mom I think you should be a little bit more cautious I think he's planning on doing something terrible." Denim says and I raised my eyebrows "hmm" I said confused

"Hey baby whose on the phone?" Janet asks rubbing her eyes as my sons eyes widened.

"It's my sons they were letting me know Bryan called them...and we should look out." I say to her as she nods

"Hey Ms Janet!" Diezel says smiling

"Hey baby! How are you guys?" She asks taking my phone as I just look at her

"We're great. College work has been aggravating but overall pretty fun..we're happy that our mom found love with you." Denim says as Diezel agrees

"I'm happy she found love with me as well." She says as she looks at me and smiles

Tamar Braxton
An hour later.

*knock knock.*

"Who the hell is at my door." I say getting up off the sofa to open the door

"Oh hey Bryan." I say opening the door

"Hey Tamar. Toni cheated on me." He says as it took everything in me not to laugh

"Oh my god wow." I say fake asf shocking myself

"Well she's my sister. And I gotta stick behind her." I say as he sat down

"I understand that. But just abandon her like she abandoned me so she can feel what I feel." He says as by then I couldn't hold it anymore

Tamar busted out laughing the fell out all on the floor. Joked out. "Bryan you gotta be dumb and you gotta be in your feelings cause what the fuck you mean? Are you stupid? Y'all are too old for this."