Dave and Bambi Incorrect Quotes.

4 (a bunch.)

Dave, driving Tristan and Bambi: So how was your day?
Tristan: We almost got surprise adopted!
Dave: What?
Bambi: We almost got kidnapped.
Dave: Oh, okay.
Dave: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Expunged, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Bandu: You did WHAT–
Bambi: William Snakepeare
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Benita: If Dave and I were drowning, who would you save?
Bambi: You two can’t swim?
Dave: It’s a hypothetical question, Bambi! who would you save?
Bambi: my time and effort.
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Dave: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Tristan: *turning to Bambi* How tall are you?
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*Dave's helping Tristan out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Bambi: How does Tristan look?
Benita: A little better than you, actually.
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The squad is trying to con some random guy
Dave: Um, Damien, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Damien: We need money!
Dave: You're scamming him?
Damien: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Dave: What?! No way!
Damien: Why not? We already stole Banzii!
Banzii: Hey guys
Dave: No, we didn't. Banzii can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Banzii: I wanna steal
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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Dave: Thanks fam!
Damien: oh no
Bandu: *cries* I love you too
Tristan: Sounds fake but okay
Bambi: *A flustered mess*
Expunged: can i get a refund