Jambi: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Barbu: You were flirting with Brobgonal.
Jambi: So what? They're my partner.
Barbu: You asked them if they were single.
Jambi:
Barbu: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Jambi: I told Barbu their ears flush when they lie.
Brobgonal: Why?
Jambi: Look.
Jambi: Hey Barbu! Do you love us?
Barbu, covering their ears: No.
Brobgonal:
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Jambi: Wake me up…
Barbu: Before you go go!
Brobgonal: When September ends…
Buzzamb: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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Jambi: Barbu isn’t answering their phone
Brobgonal: I’ll call
Jambi: Buzzamb and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Barbu: Hello?
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Jambi: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Barbu: Not if they consent to it.
Brobgonal: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Buzzamb: YES?!?
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Dave: Goodnight Tristan.
Tristan: Goodnight Dad.
Dave: Goodnight monster who eats children who are bad.
Makenzie, through radio under the bed: GOODNIGHT.
(I found something like this from a The Click video-)
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Bandabound: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Bandil: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Bandabound:
Bandabound: Bandil, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Bandil: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Dave and Bambi Incorrect Quotes.
RandomI made this because yes. I saved these on Samsung Notes. Literally.
