Making friends is a hard thing. A good way to start off is to stand by people less popular and less attractive. BUT DONT BE FRIENDS OF PEOPLE WITH THINK YOUR WEIRD! Make sure you dont talk to them. The point for that is to show that that your a much better person than them. Next try making a Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snap Chat, and Tumblr. Well start with Facebook and Twitter. With Facebook, talk to people from your school you may know in real life. By talking to them you'll start to know them soon you'll meed to know their full name. That can be accomplished by looking at their papers. Soon you can add them on Facebook. No one will suspect a thing. Same thing for Twitter but you'll need to know their username. With Instagram and SnapChat its the same thing for Twitter. Soon once you have a good amount of friends you can start with a new thing. Becoming friends with your friends friends then their friends then their friends till you know everyone. Then you should have about over 500 friends on Facebook. Your Instagram followers should be labeled as ____K. Same case for every other piece of social media you have. Then you should have tons of friends
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How to be popular for dummbies
HumorWanna be known by everyone? What to be the main event? Wanna be so cool? Want friend? Well now you can learn the secrets to becoming popular. Learn with only 4 simple steps! You will change your life style and be super awesome!! Warning: i am no...
