This oneshot is based off of an SMG4 episode. I suggest you watch it before you guys read this, because this omake is an alternate route of the original.
! SPOILERS AHEAD !
To summarize, Mario's friends abandon him for a day to create the world's largest pizza to ever be eaten to make history.
At the end Mario ruins the pizza and they kill him for it.
It was the usual. But a few comments such as this one caught my interest.
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So that got my brain thinking. Mario deserved better in that episode. So why not do so by adding you to cheer him up!
Okay now enjoy this.
(Platonic Relationship)
Warnings: Mario not being that stupid, also I highly recommend you do some SMG4 research before reading this.
Mario was going insane. The entire Mushroom Kingdom population had all of a sudden disappeared out of nowhere.
At first, he absolutely loved it because now he could do everything he wanted to do yet couldn't do because of society.
But now, two weeks later, he's going absolutely insane. No one was around to make internet meme! He tried making his own, but, oh no! They were CRINGE!
Afterwards, he tried to "make" his own friends by putting hats on mannequins, each mannequin representing Luigi, Meggy, and SMG4 respectively.
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Mario: WHAT THE F%!$ AM I DOING?! THERE'S NOTHING TO DO!
He suddenly snapped after two entire weeks of doing absolutely nothing.
Mario: GO CRAZY AHHHHHH GO STUPID AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
He then promptly did [CENSORED] everywhere around the Mushroom Kingdom in nothing but his boxers.
