(Omake) NO MORE DOOGS DAMN IT

65 2 0
                                        

This oneshot is based on a Hololive book known as 'Psychotic Tendencies: A Different Path.'

Basically, it's about this one mafia dude in Hololive screwing stuff up and now he's in Japan I don't know read it yourself (https://www.wattpad.com/story/259594920-psychotic-tendencies-a-different-path).

Basically in this one chapter, the main protagonist gets infested by a virus which turns him into a "Were-Korones." Yeah, it's weird virus stuff read it yourself.

Basically, you're an American (who absurdly quickly got vaccinated while the virus hadn't reached America, and as such you can't get infested) who's pissed that there are no more memes to watch. So what are you gonna naturally do?

Killing the Were-Korones with guns for taking away your memes, of course. What else did you expect?

(Platonic)

Warnings: Lethal amounts of DOOG death (I don't know if this is animal cruelty but it probably is) and the fact that this story was written with no common sense in mind.


"Jap-- an soon fell withi--in two days as the Koro--one Outbre--eak spread o--out into the wo--orld~"

"I--It soon to--ok less than a we--ek for the re--est of the wo--orld to fall to Ko-orone~ By Monda--ay of the ne--ext week, no--ot a si--ingle so--oul was Koro--one-less~"

Meanwhile...

You: Damn it, no more memes to watch! All I see is DOOG!

You were bored out of your mind on the couch because there are no more memes to watch because of all the Were-Korones outside.

*BREAK*

Another one of your flowerpots got smashed outside of your less-than-clean-looking house. You considered your life worse than it was before.

You lived nearby a city, and its stores had a lot of canned food and bottled water, so that's not an issue. And you didn't have to pay bills n' stuff anymore.

But now, you're dealing with Were-Korones. You managed to set up some limited TV and media, but the Were-Korones outside of your house kept messing up your exterior.

You: These DOOGS RUINED EVERYTHING!

You, being an American, wanted everything to go back to normal. Or you could just die, it didn't matter.

You: They gotta go. They ruined this world! Wait hold up it was already ruined beforehand... did they just fix the world? Meh, who cares! I want my memes!

So you drove to the local still-standing gun dealership and picked your weapons.

So you drove to the local still-standing gun dealership and picked your weapons

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Multifandom Females x Multifandom Reader (Oneshots, Headcanons, Scenarios, etc.)Where stories live. Discover now