Octonauts QnA+Dares

Are You Kidding Me?!

Once everyone had finally stopped laughing about Kwazii and Peso's dancing, it was time for another one of the Captain's text messages.

"So, who did he text?" Tweak asked casually, plopping herself into the seat next to Dashi and wrapping an arm around her shoulders.

"Kwazii," Dashi responded, not bothering to look up from the tablet but relaxing a little more and letting her head fall onto Tweak's shoulder.

"What did he say to Kwazii?" Tweak inquired brightly as she began to stroke Dashi's hair.

"Remember when Kwazii tried to work out with the Captain last week?" Dashi chuckled.

"Yep," A mischievous grin spread across Tweak's face, "What did the Captain say about it?"

"He said, 'I hope you didn't hurt yourself today, Kwazii. That was a lot of strain you put on your body. I think you should rest for a few days before we do another workout together.'"

"Wait, Kwazii tried to work out with the Captain?" Koshi perked up and she bounded over to Dashi, who immediately put her younger sister in her lap.

"What happened?" Squirt asked eagerly, knowing that as long as Kwazii and a heavy object were involved, it would be hilarious.

"So 'bout a week ago, Kwazii woke up at precisely the same time the Captain begins his daily workout, so around 6:30 in the morning, and since the Captain didn't want him screaming the whole Octopod down that early, he let the idiot work out with him for a while." Tweak explained. Dashi nodded.

"Kwazii wanted to do some 'polar bear strength' exercises." She giggled, "Even with the Captain holding the top of the dumbbell for him, he still managed to fall over under its weight."

Tweak snickered, "Bet the Captain freaked out."

"He did." Dashi confirmed, "The Captain immediately scooped Kwazii up in his arms and checked him over for injuries." 

Tweak laughed harder, "Yeah, that sounds like the Captain. Kwazii hissed in indignation. 

"Can we read another dare or question or something?", he grumped.

"You're forgetting the magic word." Tweak sing-songed, much to the pirate's frustration.

"Can we PLEASE read another dare or question mateys, please? Tweak is the greatest engineer on the face of the Earth." He added, a note of desperation heightening his voice.

"Good kitty, you said please!" Dashi smiled teasingly as she prodded Koshi into giving her the tablet, "From @g462rw9skgprivaterel, Do all of you currently have a crush?" The entire Earth at the moment seemed to freeze in the Game Pod of the Octopod.

"THAT'S EVEN WORSE!" Kwazii screeched.

"Agreed," Tweak sighed, "But do you have a crush on anyone now?"

"No, ew. That's gross." Kwazii answered immediately, "But I bet you loooove that Chet dude who comes over every single time we're in Florida, matey." The bunny scowled and slapped Kwazii across the head.

"Chet's my friend, Dummkopf! I'm not attracted to him in that sense."

"Or are you?" Kwazii waggled his nonexistent eyebrows.

"Anyone else?" Tweak cried exasperatedly.

"Not me." The Captain was noticeably inching his rather large frame toward the door.

"Me neither." Peso looked like the only thing he wanted at the moment was for the beanbag chair he was sitting in to swallow him whole. for whatever reason, everyone's eyes turned to Shellington who instantly clammed up.