AUL Thoughts

[Thoughts & discussion] Detailed pairings/ships rating.

This is going to be my biggest work here. After more than a week or two I finally finished it - detailed pairings/ships review and rating.
Warning: Everything described below is only my subjective opinion. Ship pairings you want! It's also your decision to agree or not. Discuss it or not too. But I welcome an exceptionally healthy discussion both with me and between you, without insults or getting personal. Also the text is large, for 8088 words. If you're here for certain pairing or few, feel free to look at them. For that, I've taken apart all the more or less legit ships and the most popular crack ones in alphabetical order.
There will be a lot of swearing.
And my companion and fanfictions of my favorite aul ficwriters (TheCrazyTyto aka GingerTheBarnOwl and a bit of MoonsandHeavens) influenced my opinion, so I often will mention them too.
Anyway, taste the fruits of my thoughts.

Aiden's Roommate (Punk)/Aiden.
In fact, normal roommates, their interactions weren't even really showed. Just it's important for Punk to have Aiden come to his concert which he doesn't really need. Not the most inspiring reason to build their relationships. But not bad in general since we know little of their interactions. We can only think of it. Ginger came up with this idea in one of her fluff one-shots, and it was really cute. Although Punk was there indirectly reason why Aiden was trapped, and there it is nothing more than friendship. So for me they are no more than companions.
Except that the OJ the crew's ship arts with them looked succulent, so it even affected me a little. Basically, pairing can happen, but let's be honest, no. You know for yourself the end is unhappy for them, and what happened to Aiden after defeating Novisor is not known. While he was rotting inside the villain and after his release had only adapted to real life or maybe died, Punk clearly graduated and went his own way...
7/10.

Arnold Impostornator/Wizard.
Actually, Wizard created Arnold, so they're like... father and son. There's an assumption a couple might happen but it would be fucking dubious for me... Maximum friendship, cooperation or father-son relationship and no more.
6/10 as father&son or friends.
2/10 as couple.

BDay/Rose.
Roseday, Brose.
The first couple in this cartoon series and... Incredibly boring and featureless. BDay is pretty zany dude, but he doesn't have any unique thing but voice, but Rose is just hollow. How did they stay on show until the last few episodes instead of getting lost like Goober, Cub and others? At least I would definitely want Rosa to be taken out of the show instead of Bro, as it's not great loss. And a couple of them is just nothing... I still don't understand how this can have fans.
3/10 for incredible despondency and it isn't 1/10 for only one potentially cool char in pair.

Blondie/Baggy.
Blondbag, Bagblond, BB.
Just another stupid friend-zone thing. And the fact they were no longer shown and were only needed to become Duncans' next victims, only confirms how miserable they are together. And both characters don't interest and even annoy me at all.
2/10. Maybe they were saved by further disclosure, but fuck you, ze show is dead.

Blue (Monster)/Mr.Egg.
Blueegg, Eggblue, Monsteregg, Eggmonster.
This is some kind of theater of absurd. The most hyped crackships in the history of fandom, though up by foxolotls, what has gathered all around it fans love, heaps of art, fics and fanchild. And such «rich» pairing lore, of course, makes unwittingly open mouth in shock. Looking at all the performances in fics, you begin to to be imbued with all the local craziness and yes, fanon is quite well made and has the place to be.
But for me it's still crackship and it's objective. They didn't see, couldn't know and especially couldn't fall in love with each other at all! Maximum is only in songs from Gametunes, and there I doubt. At one time I was in complete shock and indignation from this and even now I didn't moved away from this condition. And I can't accept the fact of its existence.
4/10 solely because they allowed Egg to be happy with someone. And for the tempestuous creativity.