"plagg we have to get back out there." adrien paces, waiting for his kwami to finish the cheese he had previously abandoned.
Before the creature could reply, there is a knock at his door. Plagg darts out of sight as the SLENDERMAN ASS TALL OLD MAN father walks in, causing Adrien to gasp, because damn, since when did his dad find it in him to spawn?
"why is u bleeding" gabriel asks, looking highly inconvenienced
adrien replies with a muttered 'it's not mine..' and fails to realize that his father is trying to figure out who he has to pay to avoid being his sons next victim
eventually, gabriel decides that there are not important things than this. Adrien swears he hears the fashion famous theme playing.
~~~
with his father rushing to dress up as a snow angel in the next room, adrien can finally leave.
he is searching the room for his lady through the window, taking a moment to give thanks gobble gobble eyesight is good at night
Marinette says hi
adrien says hi
"i have yo tell you something🥺👉👈" Marinette mutters. "i hurted myself again👉👈"
Adrien sighs, "yes i know, i had ur blood on my pants, will you stop🥹🥹🥹for me 🥹🥹👉👈"
and with those words, Marinette stopped having crippling depression. the movies were right. she was healed by chat noirs love because that's how it works obviously
"i love you bubbuz 🥹" Marinette said and adrien kissed her
"i love you too bae 😘"
the end😫
a/n: when i started writing this i was eleven. i'm sixteen now, and while i still have an abnormal obsession with this show, i also have drug problems and i just can't think complex enough or well enough to not sound like a horny 9 year old lol. i hit a faulty cart today and ended up in a drug induced-psychosis is one of those things you like the idea of but once it happens you're crying in the nurses office and your mom is the nurse telling you to stop talking nonsense so people don't ask questions but all you can hear from her is nonsense which was incredibly frustrating and just really scary. i also don't wanna go back on seroquel because i gained hella weight on that
the fic ended up being satire btw
if y'all want my fandom tiktok acc is 'homocidecantalope' and i still make content for miraculous there
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