Interstellar Misconceptions

Meet the Dankuth, Chaos Approaches

Izuku is well aware that this past week has put what he had previously considered impossible now safely in the realm of possibility, and the things he hadn't even bothered thinking about are now also possible. Granted there were still a good handful of things he hadn't even considered possible.

When Izuku had heard the ship's console, presumably their form of radar or communications, beep he had expected a variety of things. He would not be surprised to find a ship full of other OSPA agents. Nor would it be surprising if they were followed by the group they just escaped from.

Something Izuku had never expected though, was a ship that's design was eerily familiar despite him never seeing it before. Its design was true to the rest of its creator's style, a mismatched amalgamation of parts that was still probably the most advanced piece of tech for miles.

One of the displays showed that there was an incoming transmission, but before anybody could answer it the sound of a call connecting rung through the control room. It didn't surprise Izuku that the calls had been designed so nobody could ignore them. The console proceeded to project the call into the air above it, leaving most occupants of the control room baffled by what they saw on the other side.

There, in all her greasy glory, stood Mei Hatsume. She looked almost manic, and it wouldn't surprise him if he was told she hadn't slept since he was taken.

"Listen to me, you creepy aliens! I need to find my friend," She then projects a poorly drawn image of Izuku for all to see. "The tracker says he's here so hand him over and we'll be on our way!"

Of course, the majority of this goes over everyone's heads, with only the ones who decipher the drawing turning their attention to Izuku expectantly. Izuku wastes no time rushing into view of the camera, ready to reassure her that he's fine. Izuku is well aware that Mei is a explode first ask questions later type of girl.

"I'm fine Mei, these ones helped me escape from the ones who kidnapped me!" Upon seeing Izuku Mei visibly relaxes, relieved that her only friend is safe.

"Perfect!" She exclaims. "Did you see my new baby? It took me a few days to finish it but once I did I was able to find you really quickly!" She smiles, proud of her work.

"Yeah, it's great," Izuku says. "Wait... How did you find me...?"

"I put a tracker on you," She ayas with a smile.

"You did WHAT?" Izuku exclaimed, making some of the sentients in the control room cover their ears. "Sorry, I didn't mean to be so loud."

"Is that their language? That's so cool! Do they have super advanced tech I could use to make babies?"

"I refuse to answer any of your questions until you tell me what you meant by 'you put a tracker on me'."

"Well, before you left for your super cool space school I made a tracker that, theoretically, had infinite range. Of course, I didn't think I was testing the range that much on earth, so I clipped it to your hair before you left earth. I hadn't expected to be able to test its limits, but of course, you managed to get into a situation that allowed me to. When Mamadoriya told me what happened I knew I had to come find you."

It takes Izuku a minute to process the information, but when he does he just stares at the screen, dumbfounded.

"So, you're telling me that you clipped a tracker to my hair so you could test its range. Then, after I went missing, you made yourself a spaceship and took off after me? Did you even bother to tell anybody you could track me, or that you were even going?" Going off that guilty look Izuku was clearly spot on in his deduction. "Great, so Mama now thinks that both her kids are missing? She's gonna be pissed when she finds out that you just left." Judging by that terrified look on Mei's face she had just realized how much she fucked up.

"Welp, I guess I'm not gonna be going back. Alien tech seems cool enough, I'll be fine~" She says. "Anyway, did you have anywhere I could park? My baby is cool and all but I definitely don't have endless fuel, this is still a prototype after all."

"I'll ask, but no guarantees," Izuku tells her. Then he turns to Nigh'eye. "You wouldn't have anywhere she could- damn it, how do you say park? put(?) her ship, would you?" He asks. Nigh'eye just looks stunned by the whole situation, but Hi'ashi butts in before he can reply.

"Yeah hatchling, I'll let her in."

"Thanks Hi'ashi." Izuku then turned back to the call. "Hi'ashi said he'll let you in. I'll see you in a minute." With that, he ended the call. This seems to break the rest of the crew out of their stupor, and one of them asked what most of the crew was clearly wondering.

"You're letting him bring another Dankuth on the ship? Is that even safe?" She was clearly asking Nigh'eye, but A'zawa didn't give him the pleasure of answering himself.

"Yes, we are letting her-," He paused and turned to Izuku. "Her?" and received confirmation from Izuku. "We are letting her on the ship because the kit thinks it's fine therefore she is not going to kill us. My kit is smart, he wouldn't let her anyway." A'zawa clearly hadn't realized he had just claimed Izuku, but everyone else did. Izuku let out a little squeak of embarrassment.

"Zuzu! It's been soo long!" Mei exclaims, far too loud for the sensitive ears of the other sentients in the room.

"Mei, I know you missed me, I missed you too, but you gotta keep it down. Their ears are sensitive."

"Sorry Zuzu, I'll try."

"That's all I ask," Izuku tells her with a smile.

Now that Mei has gotten to see that yes, Izuku is perfectly fine, she starts to look around at the other sentients in the room. Her eyes drift over each, making them stipend when they are the center of her attention. Finally, she turns around and sees A'zawa. They both freeze and have some strange staring contest before Mei turns back to Izuku.

"That is a massive cat. I think he's taller than my day was. I bet ya he's a great cuddler." Izuku couldn't help but snort at her first thoughts about him.

Mei this is A'zawa. A'zawa this is Mei Hatsume, she is my family in everything but blood," Izuku says. "Hey Mei, wanna know a fun fact?"

"Hell yeah!"

"You remember the bird-like alien who let you in here? Oh yeah, his name's Hi'ashi by the way."

"Yeah, I remember."

"Well, Hi'ashi and A'zawa are married."

Mei bursts out laughing, startling all the sentiments in the room. "Your kidding right?"

"Nope, dead serious."

"I love that."