Ranboo: Are you sure we're not lost?
Tommy: I am as sure as I am honest.
Tubbo: In that case we're definitely lost.
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Philza: I am not old.
Tommy, Wilbur, Technoblade: Yes, but also no.
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Philza: Wilbur put that glass down.
Wilbur: *Chugs down the entire glass then puts it down.*
Philza: WILBUR!
Tommy: *While snickering* He put it down dad.
Philza *with a deadpan glare*: He has had 6 glasses of wine and a full bottle of vodka in the past hour.
Technoblade: Wilbur how are you not lit?
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*A month after Tommy met Ranboo*
Tubbo: Tommy, don't you dislike Ranboo?
Tommy: *While hugging Ranboo* Yeah, I hate that guy.
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Ranboo: If I say I love you, platonically of course, will you say it back?
Tommy: Yeah.
Ranboo: I love you! (Platonically)
Tommy: It back.
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Tommy: I am the backbone of this group.
Tubbo: No, you're the appendix.
Ranboo: None of us know what you're here for-
Aimsey: And you're a pain to remove.
