Tommy: Am I going too far?
Ranboo: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Tubbo: So what’s for dinner?
Ranboo, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Wilbur: Dad isn’t answering his phone
Technoblade: I’ll call him.
Wilbur: Tommy and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Philza: Hello?
Tommy: Favouritism.
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Wilbur: I just ended a four year relationship.
Philza: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Wilbur: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Technoblade and Tommy fighting from across the room*
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Wilbur: *Screams*
Philza: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Technoblade: Should we do something?
Tommy, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Wilbur: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Philza: Is it me, Wilbur?
Wilbur: No, it’s not you.
Technoblade : Is it me, Wilbur?
Wilbur: It’s not you either.
Tommy: Is it me, Wilbur?
Wilbur:
Wilbur, mockingly: Is IT mE Wilbur?
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Tommy: Rules are made to be broken.
Wilbur: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Philza: Uh, piñatas.
Technoblade: Glow sticks.
Tubbo: Karate boards.
Ranboo: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Tommy: Rules.
Wilbur:
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Tommy: I CAN'T DO IT!
Wilbur, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Tommy: I CANT ******* DO IT ANYMORE
Philza: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Tommy:
Tommy: I appreciate it,
Tommy: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Technoblade: Tommy-
Tommy: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Tubbo: Tommy we gotta-
Tommy: YOU GOTTA DRAW A ******* LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Tommy: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Tommy, motioning to Ranboo: NOT ******* THIS.
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Tommy: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Wilbur: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Philza: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Technoblade: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Tubbo: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Ranboo:
Ranboo: I have emotional scars.
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Technoblade: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Eret: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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Ranboo, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you....a paintball!
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Tommy: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my *****! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Quackity : This is a mistake.
Charlie, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Quackity: But not today.
Charlie, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
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Wilbur: Phil, I'm sad.
Philza: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Tommy: Technoblade, I'm sad.
Technoblade, nodding: mood.
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Philza: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Technoblade: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Wilbur: I personally was created in a lab.
Tommy: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Philza: You know those things will kill you, right?
Technoblade, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Wilbur, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Tommy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough.*
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Wilbur: Why are Philza and Technoblade sitting with their backs to each other?
Tommy: They had a fight.
Wilbur: Then why are they holding hands?
Tommy: They get sad when they fight.
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*Philza's helping Technoblade out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Wilbur: How does Technoblade look?
Tommy: A little better than you, actually.
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Ranboo: You were hurt, what do you remember?
Tommy: Just the ambulance ride.
Ranboo: We didn't take an ambulance, I drove us.
Tommy: But I heard a siren?
Ranboo: That was Tubbo.
Tubbo: Sorry, I was nervous.
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Tubbo: I trust Ranboo.
Tommy: You think they know what they're doing?
Tubbo: I'm not sure I'd go that far.
