8:49pm
[ childe ]
y/n
why are ppl so difficult.
childe
that's just how it b sometimes
u ok tho, what happened
y/n
some karen walked into the place i work at and tried using a coupon that was already used
childe
what'd u expect from a karen 😒
y/n
idk tbh
this isn't even the first time bro
how can some ppl be so dumb
childe
IMagine being dumb in this day and age
y/n
you don't need to imagine lmao
childe
taking that as a compliment
somehow
anyway, u finally texted me first
y/n
oh
childe
finally falling for me huh 😍💯
y/n
you wish
childe
that hurt
my vital organs
i think ima die now
y/n
oh nooo don't die
childe
it's too late for me comrade.
i can see...
the light...
it's calling me...
y/n
you better answer it then
childe
i'm trying...
but something...
is preventing me...
y/n
what's preventing you
childe
idk...
ig i'm just too hot and cool to die 🥵‼️🤯🥶🥺😚
y/n
why do you feel the need to attack my eyesight with a bunch of emojis every single day
childe
bc
it's what hot ppl do
y/n
humble yourself.
childe
i am humble wdym
y/n
shameless and a liar too
childe
HEY NO SLANDER TOWARDS ME ALLOWED
y/n
and what if i do slander you
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Fanfictiona good friend of yours persuades you to get a dating app, where you then befriend a certain ginger >> modern au >> fem! reader
