Hansel and Gretel: Let's Try This Again...

Introduction

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Dedicated to our fabulous editor, Christian, because he spent hours reading all of...whatever this is.

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Warning

You're probably getting tired of this by now, but we here at the England Canada Publishing House would rather not get sued, so here it is for the third time. Gretel and I would like to warn you before you read, we may touch on controversial topics to you or your loved ones. We have nothing against the following: Bipolarity, Transgenderity (Really?!), Homosexuality, or pretty much anything else we joke about (Such as religion!). So if you are one who is easily offended- like Gretel -you may not want to continue any further. This was written for our, and your, but mostly our, own entertainment. So I guess the saying "haters gonna hate" applies. Also if your name for some strange reason is used in this book, and you are disappointed with thats character's role. DEAL WITH IT! So without further ado, here is Hansel and Gretel: Let's Try This Again...