On your way to walk to your new school, you fucking shit your pants. What the fuck. You go back home to grab spare pants but, you bump into a cute guy named Eddie Munson. You spell like nasty piss water and you try to get around him. He runs away after smelling that fresh, nasty, shit. He throws febreze and his cologne at you. You catch the cologne before it breaks into a million pieces. You spray the rest of the fucking bottle on your nasty turdy ass. You grab the shit out your underwear and threw it. You take your underwear off. Why? Because you just fucking shit in them. You wipe your hands off on a bush and spray the febreze on your nasty shit ass hands. You turn around and see him staring at you, shocked. You scream thanks for the sprays! He just walks away with a kinda sexy smile. You walk the rest of the way to school. You realize that a gay boy was in your class. Along with a girl with telekinesis. A girl named Angela started talking smack about the telekinesis girls project. You get up and slap that bitch fucking silly. You spray Angela in her eyes with your cover up pepper spray that looks like a iPhone. She starts bawling her eye's out. And the teacher sent you to the principal's office. Instead of just getting suspended like you thought you would, you were greeted with a thick ass belt and a taser. A God damn taser. You run out that room like the Flash. You run out the school acknowledging that you probably just fucked up big time. Eddie follows you out and says, "What happened, Poop girl?" You laugh at the name he called you. "I-" Before you can finish your sentence you start cackling in a very unattractive way. Eddie walks away from you after he heard your disgusting laugh. You start to cry. You just run home. And of course you had to snitch to your God damn mom about the whole situation. You rub her shiny bald Mister Clean looking ass head. She starts to chase around the whole house with a water ballon. She managed to splash it on your dirty hair. Your mom says "Go wash that nasty ass hair before we go anywhere." You take that very offensively. You take a shower, change your clothes, grab your favorite chips, and leave. You rush to the school and you witness the janitor and the dumbass principal having s3x. You smack the janitor's ass and he runs away. You and your mom stare at your principal straight in her eyes. She starts pulling down you moms pants and she smacks your mom's ass. Now that was uncalled for. **FAST FORWARD TO THE NEXT DAY** You go to school and run over to Eddie. You apologize for your nasty ass laugh that you did yesterday. Eddie said, "No no, I didn't run away because your laugh." He most definitely did. "I ran away because I forgot to get my Chick-Fil-A that I ordered. That was a complete lie. "Its okay?" You say and you walk to your class. Your class wasnt even there. Except, you saw two boys moaning under the teachers desk. Mike and fucking Will were making out. You drag Will by his moppy, sloppy, whoppy, loppy, moppy, boppy, toppie, coppy, musty, dusty, crusty, ass hair. You grab Mike and shut the door on his ass. He sits at the door hysterically crying. He looked like fucking this.
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You smile at him and open the door and shut it, before he could slither his way in. When you shut it, you send him flying across the whole school. You hear someone say "HEY!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Who could it be?
