Please don't ask why this takes place in Ohio I have no fucking clue why I did that
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I did my fucking research bitches 😎
Also please don't cancel me Ohio and (insert name of school I go to here) I need to write fanfics in the woods :(((( and the utter chaos of Inosuke Hashibira
If you don't like throwing up or cursing this probably isn't the best thing to read (at least this chapter) (Well for the throwing up the cursing stays)
Shinobu Kocho had been working at McDonalds for the past 3 years and during that time, she had definitely seen some shit. It definitely wasn't her first choice in terms, but whoop dee doo Staples wasn't fucking hiring and she desperately needed some money to pay off some debts so off to fuckin McDonalds it was. Now, the McDonalds of nowhere Ohio (yes this is taking place in Ohio don't ask why) was...quite the place, to say the least.
"DRIVE THROUGH??? A FUCKING GAIN? YOU FUCKING KNOW IM THE BEST DAMN COOK IN THE SHITPILE!" "OH MY GOD YOU DENSE SHITLORD OUR ONLY OTHER RELIABLE CREW MEMBER QUIT 2 MONTHS AGO!" "WELL YOU BETTER FUCKING SWITCH IT UP OR YOURE GONNA LOSE ANOTHER ONE!" Shinobu sighed and rested her chin on her hands and glanced over to the play area to see Giyuu staring down at a stain of unknown origin on the floor, seemingly on the verge of yet another mental breakdown and muttering something something to the effect of "I hate this fucking job." She tapped her fingers on the counter dreading the idea of having to babysit more idiot children. It was summer, which meant it was prime time for the shitty chaos gremlins of the local high school to migrate over to their summer jobs, and that was never a fun thing. There had been Kaigaku, a fucking prick who quit a week in only to go work at goddamn Burger King of all places. His petty ass still came over every now and then and sat down with his fucking whopper and shit eating grin and flipped off the employees. "God teenergers are un fucking bearable," she thought, fighting the urge to punch the counter. "Ummm hey? Hellloooo? We're here to be trained?" Shinobu snapped out of her trance. "Oh! Umm right this way!" she said, trying her best to put on her customer service-sona so as not to yelled at by the annoying shithead Sanemi who somehow had become a shift manager (more like shit manager) and seemingly had taken a vow to make everyone's life as hellish as humanly possible (especially his emo little brother with his edgy ass haircut). "Tanjiro and Inosuke, did I get that right?" she said, her voice now dropping to its usual tone of a healthy level of condescension. Well, at least she knew Tanjiro. Kanao talked about him quite a lot. There was definitely a crush going on. As for Inosuke, he was a pretty renowned troublemaker and had been expelled a total of 5 times since primary school. Great. More mayhem. After another lackluster tour and an extensive amount of exhaustion and questioning why she hadn't quit and gone to stapes other than to spite that Kaigaku prick, she concluded that they couldn't be that bad, right? AUTHOR??? RIGHTTT??? Wrong. Inosuke was almost fired on 5 separate occasions AT LEAST and he made her want to fucking rip her hair out.
INCIDENT 1 Had a screaming match with Kaigaku that resulted in a videotaped fist fight (actually she didn't care about that except for the fact that she heard them screaming in the Arby's parking at 3:00 am with another annoying as fuck employee Zenitsu who screamed constantly and did not do his job whatsoever). INCIDENT 2 Banned from doing the drive through because he got in a screaming match with some annoying ass emo junior high kids who tried to scam him (he jumped out the window and chased them down the street and they called the cops). INCIDENT 3 Store was almost robbed by a local gang (yes a fucking McDonalds was robbed don't ask) but he jumpet out and, come on, say it with me, got into a screaming match that turned into a fist fight and ended in several INCIDENT 4 Got pissed at Sanemi for insulting his cooking skills and resulted in a fanta chugging contest which in turn resulted in projectile vomit all over the restaurant (and Kaigaku) and another very long day for a very miserable day for Giyuu who was, say it with me kids, on the verge of a mental breakdown for the 5th time in a single day. On the bright side Sanemi was out for a day, though! INCIDENT 5 Stole a bag of expired chicken nuggets to pay off his debts. That's it. It was actually more of a service, but the thing was that no one knew if he knew that the chicken nuggets were expired until the local gang suffered a pretty vicious bout of food poisoning.
As you can see, there was a pattern that explained why he hadn't been fired yet. He was a force of nature, but also kind of good luck in a twisted way. It was also pretty helpful to have a store bouncer so that you could be sure that you wouldn't get the shit kicked outta you on the way home or something. He was also very fond of the movie Megamind.
