The King and The Joker |Steddie

I'm not gay!

Steve and Eddie must've fallen asleep last night. Steve woke up, he was laying on Eddies couch, and Eddie was laying on him. His head was on his chest as he was hugging him. Steve's face flushed a dark red color 'Jesus Christ... When did he get so cute!?' Steve thought to himself. He didn't want to move, but he had to. He had five minutes to get ready for work. It was already 9:00 am.

Steve sighed. He didn't want to leave Eddie. He brushed Eddie's hair out of his face and kissed his forehead. "Eddie, babe. It's time to get up. I have to go to work." Steve spoke with a quiet voice. "Not yet, big boy." Eddie said in a low husky voice. It made Steve blush. Billy's voice was naturally deeper... He wanted to hear Billy's husky voice. Telling him what to do. Steve snapped out of it and shook his head "Jesus Harrington. Didnt know I had you fucking hypnotized." Eddie chuckled and moved off the boy. Steve quickly got up and rushed to his car, "see you soon, Eddie." Steve said. He didn't say it in a reassuring tone though.

Eddie shut the door behind Steve because Steve didn't do so "he's such a douche. I really don't know why I love the guy." Eddie spoke to himself while rubbing his eyes.

Steve slammed the car door and rushed into his work. 10 minutes late. He had to stop at his house to get ready, he kinda knew he would be late. He slammed open the doors and saw Robin there. "Your lucky I was here when Keith left, dingus. He probably wouldve fired you if I wasn't here to cover." Robin rolled her eyes "yeah, sorry. Thanks, Rob." Steve smiled and walked over to her.

He stood behind the desk, leaning on the counter. "So, where were you anyways? Hanging out with your boyfriend?" Shit!! How did Robin know? Did Eddie or Billy call!? Steves face immediately flushed red and Robin chuckled "it was a joke, Stevie!" She playfully hit his shoulder. "Oh... Right." Steve sighed. He has to tell Robin now. "Robin?" Steve asked. Robin was looking at a really pretty girl looking at the drama movie section. "Yeah, Steve-o?" Robin didn't actually pay attention, she still paid the girl all her attention. "Rob, can you look at me, please? This is serious." Steve scolded. He was so nervous, but why wouldn't Robin understand? She was gay anyways. "Yeah, sorry." She averted her attention from the girl to Steve.

"I- I do have a boyfriend. Or two. I think. I- I don't even know anymore.. You see, I'm not gay! I don't like men. I like women! Robin I like women.... But these men.. they're so special to me! I- I don't know what to do... I've never been in a relationship with a man before! I- I don't know how it works! Robin I'm so scared... I- I don't know what to do. I'm not even dating them, but I feel like I'm cheating. Robin I feel like a dick! I'm such a asshole!! I can't do this. I can't date either of them, but whenever I'm not around them I get scared.. like. I just don't know. I feel like I.. need them. Not want, need. But I can't need them! They're guys! And ones a crackhead gay and the other one is a douche 'straight' guy!" Steve sobbed. Steve just sobbed. He slid his back against the cabinet and brought his knees up to his chest. He buried his head into his hands and sobbed. He uncontrollably sobbed.

Everyone in the store got uncomfortable, so they all left. They didn't really want to hear all about Steve's personal life. Robin placed her hand on Steve's shoulder and sat next to him. She just hugged him and stroked the boys head. "Shh.. Steve. It's okay. Everything will be okay, can you please calm down so we can figure this out, together?" She asked him, rocking both of them back and forth. Steve took a few breaths and stopped hyperventilating. "In... Out. In... Out." Robin guided Steve's breathing. She held her hands on his cheeks and rested her forehead on his. He grabbed her wrists.

"Thank you, Robin.." Steve calmed down. "So, you said you like these two men, what are their names?" She asked him and pulled away.  "Eddie and Billy..." Steve sighed. "Oh.." Robin stopped. "What? Does that mean I'm gay?! Robin your not helping much!" Steve panicked "no, no, no! Your fine Steve!" Robin chuckled "I was just surprised. Y'know? Eddie is a metalhead, and Billy is a asshole. Your a preppy king. I mean, your badass too but you get wat I'm sayin'." Robin shook Steve's shoulder. "Yeah, okay, but am I gay?!" He asked her desperately. "No, Steven. Your not gay." Robin smiled "thank God.. what's wrong with me then?" Steve asked. "Nothings wrong with you Steve. People can like whoever they want to. But what you are, is Bisexual." "Bi-sexual?" Steve raised a eyebrow "yes Steve. Bisexual. It's where you feel attracted to both chicks and dicks." Robin chuckled "Robin! Gross!!" Steve stuck his tongue out in disgust.

The door of the shop opened and the bell rang. "Hey, is anyone here?" A male voice asked. Steve stood up, his eyes bloodshot red. He saw Eddie. "Uhh- Eddie! Hey!" Steve chuckled "have you been... Crying, Steve?" Eddie grabbed Steve's jaw and looked into his eyes. "I- no!" Steve laughed "why would you think that?" Steve chuckled awkwardly. Robin shot up, but Eddie ignored her, "because your eyes are bloodshot. That only happens when your high or crying." Eddie pulled Steve into a kiss, Steve didn't know what was happening. Eddies lucky no one else was in the shop.

Eddie pulled back, "your definitely not high. Why'd you lie to me, Steve? You can tell me anything." He soothed Steve. Robin was laughing and Steve was still confused at what just happened. "I-" Steve stuttered "he was just telling me all about you, and I told him a joke so he laughed 'till he cried." Robin butted I'm "damn... Way to be a cock block Robin." Eddie sneered "W-what?" Steve was literally so confused.

"Steve... Such a naive little boy.." Eddie caressed Steve's cheek. His action made Steve blush. "Well, gotta go! Cya later, Big boy." Eddie teased. Steve was practically swooning over this boy. When Eddie opened the door Billy made his way in. Shit. What if Eddie says something to Billy... Or what if Billy says something to Eddie!?

"Hargrove." Eddie nodded
"Munson." Billy nodded back. Did they just... Greet each other? Steve thought the weo would HATE each other since they're nothing alike, at all.

A/N: Eddie and Billy, friends? Hm... More for Steve to worry about or less?

Word count: 1160
Damn this part was long 💀