#151
Dear iPod,
When I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my favorite songs.
Sincerely,
next,
next,
next.
#152
I wish my actual hair grew as fast as my leg hair
#153
Talk about your blessings more than you talk about your problems.
#154
Don't lose yourself trying to love someone..
#155
I am so selfish, so greedy and so spoiled..
How can I ask for one more day with you, when I've already had so many?
#156
God is writing my love story. But he's run out of ink and the pages are blank. And right now, I'm ok with that....
#157
I'm going to stand outside.
So if anyone asks,
I am outstanding.
#158
I hate being tickled. I don't think it's cute or funny. I will knock you out, by accident, on purpose.
#159
Do you ever think your special to someone but then you see this person acting the same with everyone else and you just kind of
Oh
Alright.
#160
Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.
Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.
YOU ARE READING
My Life's a Quote
Storie brevi"Read it with sorrow and you will feel hate. Read it with anger and you will feel vengeful. Read it with paranoia and you will feel confusion. Read it with empathy and you will feel compassion. Read it with love and you will feel flattery. Read it w...
