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I must admit I was a little worried when Poison Ivy almost convinced Harleen to put the computer back, but thanks to burritos, everything worked out. Harley, I guess I she isn't really Harleen anymore, took a moment to pick out which version of the game we would play before setting the computer in front of us.

"Hey Red?" Poison Ivy looked up at my former best friend. "Would ya mind?" From the window she flicked her wrist and suddenly my hand could freely reach the keyboard. That was my chance. I had to get out a signal to the girls. They warned me and I didn't listen, but now I really need their help.

While Harley was busy wading through lava and jumping over water puddles, I was at work carefully pressing the proper combination on my arrows.

"Babsy, what are ya doin'? You can't keep fallin' in the lava like that. I wanna win." I kept putting in the code. If we were still in the city, my bat-contingency device would pick up the signal from this pattern and alert the girls to my location. "Babs!" I looked up still clicking the pattern over and over again. Harley was frowning at me. "I don't like losin'." She tossed the computer across the room and pressed me down against the couch so that she was on top of me. "It seems to me like you're kinda growing out of this friendship. I wanna win, but you don't seem to be good with that. I'm starting to think of other ways to enjoy myself. So you'd betta give me seven good reasons for why we should still be best friends right now."

"Seven? OK, um..." Poison Ivy looked back at us from the window and I prayed for the girls to get my message. "Well, we went to Gotham Elementary together and both had a lot of fun drawing and talking instead of doing our work."

"We did get away with murda back then. Next!" Her grin stretched further and I tried to think of anything.

"We went to Gotham-Con together and you got me a signed picture from Robin." She nodded but continued to press down on me with intensity. "You came to Metropolis and we went to the comic store and I-"

"I didn't like that comic store! Everything was Batman this and Batman that. Just like you! I wanted some Joker action, but he neva even got the first panel! You're out Babsy! I'm not gonna be friends anymore! Guess that makes us enemies."

From the corner of my eye I saw Poison Ivy smiling, but looking up all I saw was Harley Quinn's most evil grin yet.