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I opened the door to Sweet Justice to see Babs already sittin' at one of the tables in the back. We called and she had somethin' to tell me too, so we decided to meet up here. I had no idea what she was gonna say, but I knew she would be thrilled to hear my part.

"Babsy-Wabsy!"

"Leeny-Beanie!" She stood up and we did our over the top hand shake before sittin' down. "So, I have something really important to tell you and you are not going to believe it!"

"Up bup bup! I've got somthin' to say too ya know, it might even be bigger than yours!" She looked at me with disbelief, but she would see what I meant soon enough. "If you want you can go first, mine's gonna be a real doozy!"

"No, I don't want mine over doozy-ing yours! You go first!" Then the Barry Allen kid cam over with our food.

"Hey Babs, hey Harley" He said handing us our silverware.

"Hey Barry, me and Harley have really big things to tell each other so who do you think should go first?" Babs asked him, but he seemed a little confused and glanced over to a different, larger table, and Babsy nodded.

"Well I don't know, I mean I never thought about it, I guess neither of you would want to out shine the other, so the bigger thing should go last, but I don't know which one is bigger, but I don't know what could be bigger than what Babs has to say, so I think Harley should go first."

"Thanks Barry!" Babs replied. He talks too fast, and he knows something about my bestie before me! He's lucky Babs likes him 'cause I would have thrown my banana cream pie right in his face by now. "So, it's settled, you'll share first"

I still didn't wanna go first, and didn't think Barry should be the judge of anything, but Babsy had faith in what he said so I guessed it'd be alrighty. "Babs, I have a secret...hobby that I started in Gotham, but continued doing when I moved here." She listened intently waiting for my big surprise. "I am Harley Quinn!" I said with my widest grin, but she immediately frowned. "What's wrong Babs? Aren't you excited? Now I can protect you and keep anyone from stealing you more easily."

"Harleen Quinzel, Harley Quinn, how did I not notice?" She seemed really uncomfortable.

"Well, not even the Bat Brat has figured it out, and she's a total computer nerd. But that's beside the point. What was your even bigger thing?" I looked at Babs but she wasn't meetin' my eyes. If someone hurt my GBFF I will personally-

"Harleen, you should stop being Harley, crime is not a good hobby. You've hurt innocent people." Well that's not what I expected, but why didn't she realize I've been makin' the world better with laughs, just like the joker.

"Sorry Babs, but how else will the Joker notice me? I bring laughs to the world, and those people would find other ways to get hurt. The Superhero Girls are half of this town's problem, I just needed to tell ya so you would understand that if anyone ever does anythin' to ya, I could bash their head in. Besides, now that ya know my alter ego, we can hang out all the time!"

"You know what Harley, I think I should go. I needed to tell my dad something." She placed a few dollar bills on the table, then got up and ran out the door. She wanted to tell her dad? She wanted to turn me into the cops? She's been more corrupted by those good girl friends of hers then I thought, I guess I'll just have to keep her away from the bad influences of Metropolis for a little while.

I quickly changed into my Harley Quinn costume and ran after Babs. She didn't get very far, but she had made it to a park full of various people. I was running up to her and heard her shout help. Why was she runnin' from me? We're GBFFs, it's not like she just found out I'm evil or anything, and I've never even tried to kill her!

"Come on Babs! We haven't had a proper play date in ages!" She ran harder, but I was already grabbing her and picking her up. She pushed and shoved around, catching the attention of her smallest friend. The small girl hurried to pull out her phone but it didn't matter. "Sorry Babs, but if you wont come to my playdate willingly, you're gonna need to take a nap." Her eyes went wide, but she just didn't realize that this was all for her, I just needed to explain. So I ran with the freshly unconscious Babs to the secret hideout that me and the girls use. When she wakes up she'll be so excited to meet my other friends from Gotham.