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I moved to Metropolis a few weeks ago, but things have been so eventful! I met all of Babsy-Wabsy's friends, total poops, but I also met some really fun girls who are villains just like me! Pamela Isley and Selina Kyle are from Gotham too and they cause trouble as Poison Ivy and Catwoman. Weird names, but that don't matter.

I've been spendin' more time with those girls or with just Babs and me. When I first arrived, I got the chance to meet the Superhero Girls they're even worse than the school girls Babs hangs with! I really hate that Batgirl though, she's just a wannabe Batman who managed to scrape my wrist. And there lies the problem, I had to lie to my GBFF!

Barbara asked me how I got it and I didn't know what to say so I said some random thing 'bouta hair dryer! I hate lyin' to my bestie, so I think I'm gonna come clean. I don't wanna lie anymore and I think she'd be really happy to know that I was the one who tried to kill Robin for her, and then tried to save his life afterwards. Also, if she knew I was Harley Quinn, I could protect her openly, and keep her away from harm more effectively. Ya know what? I think I'll do it! This sure will cement our friendship. Now, back to planning on how I'll cement the Bat Brat.