Prince Charming is a. . . bunny?

Chapter 6 - My Bunny Life of a Living Hell

Prince Charming is a. . . bunny?

Chapter 6 - My little bunny life of a living hell

Selene's POV

Oh my gosh! Gideon is her FATHER! Oh my gosh!

I shut the book and took a deep breath.

Yeah, I get very emotional whenever I read books.

You did NOT want to see me when I was reading the Twilight Series. . .

It's been two hours and bunny b!tch hasn't complained yet. . . hmm. . . something's up.

I went upstairs to my room and you would not BELIEVE what I saw.

Bunny b!tch was pissing on my bed sheets!

I stomped over and picked him him and tossed him at the window.

"Ugh! Go f*** yourself!" I said.

I tossed him to the window, not really caring if he fell out.

I grabbed the sheets and took them off and went to the washer and put it in.

I walked in furiously to see bunny b!tch sitting really cute and innocently on the window sil.

"Sh!t. . . you didn't fall out." I said.

He rolled his little bunny eyes and said, "Like I would fall out the window."

"I hope you do, though!" I said with a big smile.

He rolled his eyes again and hopped onto my bed.

"Oh no, bunny b!tch, you ain't pissin' on my bed again," I said in a countryish accent.

He smirked, not laughing.

Hmm. . . too afraid to laugh?

Well, I'll use that again some other time.

"So, while my sheets are being washed, lets talk," I said.

He snorted sort of and said, "I'm not talking to you. You said you'd feed me. Well, I'M FRICKIN' HUNGRY."

"Well sor-ry I didn't know," She said and stuck her tongue out.

"True, true. . . but still. Who else is to blame?" He said.

"Yourself, dumba-"

"Ok." He said, cutting me off.

"Dumb@$$, b!tch, whore, slut, fu-"

"Just cut that OUT! How can you live with yourself?" He scolded.

"How old are you? 34?" I retorted.

"16." He replied.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!" I laughed.

"What?" He said, intimidated.

"Y-You're sixt-teen and you act so f-f-fancy and g-grown up!" I said, between laughter.

He sighed and said, "So I've been told."

My laughing stopped slowly until I was quiet.

"Oh. . ." I said.

"How old are you?" He asked me.

"14 but I'm turning 15 in a week," I said proudly.

"Well, happy early birthday," He said.

Now why can't he always be this nice?

"B!tch. . ." He finished off quietly.

I thought too soon.

"Did wittle bunny b!tch cuwse?" I said all baby-like.

"Yes." He said.

I rolled my eyes and said, "So, I hear you're realted to Liam Poridolo."

"Ugh. . . Sadly, yes," He said.

"It's yeah or yup, not yes." I corrected.

"Yeah, unfortunately." He said.

I groaned and said, "Unfortunately is a big word! Just say 'yeah' in a pissed off tone."

"Yeah, happy now?" He said, annoyed.

"Yep. Why don't you like him?" I said.

"Because of him my parents are even my parents anymore." He said.

"I know what you mean. . ." I muttered.

"Oh really?" He questioned.

"Yeah. This might be long and confusing but here goes," I started off.

I took a deep breath and began.

"My mom and dad, the king and queen of Constantinopia (con-stan-ti- know- pee- ya)didn't really give birth to me. Well, my mother did. My dad left and is the king of Derisbuschi (dare - is - boo - chi 's' is silent). And his daughter, Leslie, is a plain b!tch. At least my mother likes her. But every now and then I have to visit her and my dad who is a b!tch too. My mom knows why I run away but my step-father insists on finding me."

He was speechless.

"Um. . . wow. . . my brother might marry her." He said.

Now I was speechless.

"SUCKS FOR YOU!" He said.

I slapped his little bunny form and said, "My GOD you b!tch! Screw having a conversation with you!"

And I was trying to be nice. I was curious about what his human form looked like. He said his true love has to say 'I love you'. Maybe I could be that true love and my curiousity could be satisfied. When I want something, I go after it. And now that I think about it, I'm determind to see what he looks like in human form and I'm going to find out. I'm the type of girl that takes charge, the girl that 'likes her bass down low', and the girl who never gives up.

Ethan's POV

Wow I was such an idiot today to Selene.

I met a pretty girl who doesn't treat me like trash, unlike the ones in the kingdom. . .

Damn, I'm stupid.

And I just had to say that?

Screw hormones.

I hate all this.

Why couldn't I just stay home that day?

No, I just had to go out and stay out to long and be too careless.

I can picture myself saying, "See children? That's why you don't stay out to long. You'll go through the suffering pain of being a bunny and your hormones will make you reject some hot girl."

This, right here, is my bunny life of a living hell.

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Yeah, it's a bad ending but oh well :) And thanks for the 77 reads! =D I need at least. . .80-85 reads for the next chapter? Thanks =D Picture on the right is Leslie.

Song: Bass Down Low - Dev

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