Prince Charming is a. . . bunny?
Chapter 9 - Slutty
Ethan's POV
"Woah what was that about?" I asked as soon as she came in.
"Nothing. Can't I be nice for once?" She said.
I opened my mouth to respond, but she cut me off.
"Oh wait, don't answer that." She said, laughing softly.
I nodded.
"So what do you want to do then?" She asked me, smiling.
"Rock out to music?" I said.
"Sure," She said.
She turned on her iPod dock thing and played a song.
And then I heard a snotty voice in it.
"Ew, who is this?" I said.
"My sister. Sounds exactly like Britney Spears, huh?" She said.
I nodded.
"Can you turn it off?" I asked.
"Thought so," She said.
"So what do you want to do now?" She said.
"Uh can we go into the city?" I asked.
"Why?" She said, curiously.
"To look for some girls. Remember? My condition?" I said, arrogantly, gesturing to myself.
"I know but how about we look for some in the castle?" She said.
"Sure, I guess. At least I don't have to wear any clothse if we're in the castle." I said.
She rolled her eyes and said, "Men."
"Hey, hey, hey! I'm a BUNNY. BUN-NAY," I said, sounding it out for her.
She smirked and rolled her eyes again, "Men bunnies."
"Better," I approved.
"Come on you little b!tch let's walk around the castle," She said, picking me up.
"Hey! I can hop." I said.
"You hop slow," She said.
"You walk too fast!" I said back at her.
She snorted and said, "Sure I do."
I sighed.
"Let's just look for some girls," I said impatiently.
She was about to respond, but a guard came up and said, "Princess Selene, the bunny's items arrived."
"The bunny has a name," She sneered.
Was she. . . standing up for me?
In a way?
Hm. . . first, apologizing, being nice, reversing the clothes thing, and now this? Something's up.
But I'll leave it alone for now. . .
Maybe she realized how rude she's being.
Well, how rude she is SOMETIMES.
"Eli?" The guard guessed.
"Close, Ethan." I replied.
Selene stared at me wide-eyed.
"H-H-Holy sh!t! I'm telling the king!" He said, sprinting away.
"Wait!" Selene called.
She looked at me with anger.
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Prince Charming is a. . . bunny?
RomanceEthan Poridolo’s parents think he is ugly and disgrace to the family. And that his older brother, Liam, is way handsomer and has a better personality. But in truth, they are just spoiled brats why don’t really look at the things around them. If Etha...
