Prince Charming is a. . . bunny?
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Chapter 10 - Lalalalala F*ck You
Selene's POV
I took Ethan back to my room and locked the door.
"What the hell, dude?!" I yelled at him.
"Hey! At least I got him to think I am a real bunny!" He snapped back.
"How do you still have enough liquid to piss on people so much?! Or whatever you bunnies need to go pee?! I-I mean like first, on the bed. And then on the clothes and then on my dad's hand! Where do you get the food or water or whatever?!" I yelled, frustrated.
He was just laughing his little bunny a$$ off on the bed.
"I'm serious! How do you have that much liquid and stuff?!" I yelled again.
He was still laughing.
"L-Liquid? Really?" He said, between laughs.
"Yeah! Er, whatever you use. . ." I trailed off, a little red.
"What happened to 'because I learned about it in school'? Did you lie about that?" He said.
"No sh!t, Sherlock." I answered.
"So you did." He answered.
"Well, I've been in this body long enough to know that we use-"
"Lalalalalalalalalalalala," I said, covering my ears, not really wanting to hear about it.
He smiled in a mischevious way, as if he found my weak spot.
"I've been in this body long enough-" He started louder.
But, I cut him off again.
"Lalalalalalalalalalal!" I said louder, pressing my hands on my ears harder.
I know, to think that me, the girl who was probably pretty bada$$ would be afraid to hear about some bunny's body part. But I've seen doctors work and it isn't a pretty sight.
"LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW-"
"LALALALALALALALALALA!" I yelled, louder, pressing my hands onto my ears the hardest I could.
"TO KNOW THAT BUNNIES USE-"
"LALALALALALALALALALA!"
"FINE!" He yelled, exasperated.
I sighed and took my hands off.
"To know that if I get excited or pissed it causes me to go pee and it's pretty weird having a small d!ck." He said quickly, smiling innocently.
"Gah! F*ck you! You white motherf*cking c*cksucker d!cksh!t b!tch!" I yelled at him
He was just laughing.
"You. Should've. Seen. You're. Face!" He said, between laughs.
I glared at him and grabbed a pillow.
"I have a weapon and I'm not afraid to use it," I said in a serious voice.
He laughed and said, "I have a weapon too."
"Oh really?" I said, in a challanging way.
"Really," He said and jumped on my hand.
Oh sh!t.
"Oh no you don-"
But, he already pissed on my hand.
"Where the f*ck do you get all the liquid stuffs from! Ahhh!" I complained, wiping the pee on whatever I could find.
I went to my bathroom and washed my hands and walked back out.
Can you just guess what he was doing?
Nope, not pissing this time.
But ripping up my favorite pillow.
"That's my favorite pillow you b!tch!" I yelled at him.
I snatched it away and stuffed it in the high part of my closet.
"God, you are such a b!tch." I said.
He just smiled.
Then, someone spoke through the speaker in my room.
"Selene? This is your dance teacher, Corin. Please report to the ballet room please," Corin said politely.
Ethan snorted and then laughed.
I glared and said, "Look, I have no choice but I have to take you. You have to shut up. If you make one nosie, I will beat the sh!t out of you. And I don't care of Corin sees, got it?"
He just nodded silently.
"Good." I said.
Olivia's POV
"He's such a complete b!tch!" My best friend Leslie whined to me.
I, personally, think that it's getting annoying.
What happened to sweet little Leslie?
Leslie is. . . Slutty now.
She's inviting me over to meet her fiance, Liam.
Her outfit?
Bleh.
A pink, rhinestoned tube top with the word leslie written on the breasts, which were fake as well.
She had plastic surgery last year and she made me promise not to tell anyone.
She used to be a bright girl who wasn't ugly or pretty. Just average.
Allllll that went down the drain this year - sophmore year.
Just because we live in a kingdom with a king, queen, and princess, doesn't mean we're not like other countries.
Anyways, she's slept with almost all the boys in the school.
Like, literally slept.
She hasn't had sex yet either.
How do I know all this?
I'm her best friend.
Anyways, back to the outfit.
She wore grey shiny leggings and slipped on her 'favorite' pink ballet flats.
When I say favorite, I mean her favorite shoes for the day.
It changes daily, obviously.
This sounds confusing, right?
Well, you'll catch on sooner or later.
Anyway, she grabbed her favortie hat and put it on her fake hair.
It was light brown, straightened, with golden blonder highlights.
"Hey, Liv, you listening?" She said, snapping me out of my thoughts.
"Yeah, something about Liam being a b!tch?
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Hey! Happy Easter Monday! If you're Canadian! So, yeah. Here's chapter 10, peoplz! Like I said, sorry that if you think it's a bit rushed. But, like I said before: it's my motivation to get this done. I'm sorta running out of ideas, in a way, so this is probably going to be done by May or June. And sorry for any spelling mistakes - I don't really have time to edit. Sorry :(
So do you like the new POV? She's important to the story too.
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Prince Charming is a. . . bunny?
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