Save me (Drarry)

Chapter 8 🥜

Finlay and Harry continue a relaxed conversation late into the night. They stalked about everything and anything. Harry even told him about the time he sent a snake free at a muggle zoo when he was little.

He also learned Finlay learned how to tell time in the dungeon, but he couldn't understand how he did it at all. Right now it was eleven in the evening and Harry was lulling Finlay to sleep, telling him of the Chamber of Secrets and Lockheart in second year.

"And then he threatened Ron and I with obliviation-"

"That sounds horrible Harry. And to think I used to pin after that man, I even went as far as writing hearts on the papers I turned in while taking his class." Harry laughed til he was gasping for air the first time he heard Finlay crushed on Lockheart, now he only released a soft chuckle, hearing the clear pout in the boy's voice. Harry crawled over to the wall he shared with Finlay in hopes to hear him better.

"Can I continue?" Harry asked airily.

"Yeah, I'm done embarrassing myself for now." He rolled his eyes, taking a breath to continue with his story.

"So as I was saying, Ron and I were like 'As if arsehole!' Then we took him down to the girls lavatory. Once we got there I dramatically walked over to the sink and hissed 'sksksksksksksks' and it opened."

"You went 'sksksksksk' and a sink opened into a secret door?"

"Exactly, well it was more of a pit, but whatever. Back to the story, so Ron and I didn't want to jump, so we shoved Lockheart down, not stopping to think if it was pure cement or even marshmallows, either way the drop was so far we should have broken our legs. But we didn't! Instead it was a pile of bones, which none of us got injured by because then we couldn't kill a book. We continued on our heroic endeavor, that was until Lockheart snatched Ron's wand from him, but he didn't have it long. He tried to obliviate us, yet he learned out the hard way that Broken wands don't work the best. And he ended up losing all of his memory. He didn't even know his name! Actually that would have been a great time to lie to him, we could have told him something crazy, like Kenneth Branagh, some crazy random (random 😉) muggle name.

A pile of rock fell from the ceiling when he cast the charm, trapping Ron and Lockheart on one side and me on the other, because I had to go on and be the main character 'not Ron or Hermione' like what Ron said in first year. I walked into the chamber alone, that was until I saw a sleeping Ginny on the floor, I ran over to her to tell her the water on the floor probably wasn't sanitary, but then I found out she was almost dead." Harry purposely told the story in goofy words to lighten Finlay's heavy soul.

"Tom showed up and he looked at her then turned to me 'she is trying to transform into a vampire! Can't you see that, you foolish child. She is already so pale, and the water on her is making her sparkle. I warned her not to read Twilight, but she wouldn't listen' that's what he told me. Then he went psycho talking about growing stronger but I got kind of bored, living in muggle London I grew up reading  comics where all the villain does is tell his entire backstory, which gives time to the super hero to win.

Where was I again? Oh right! Evil master plan! Anyhow after that the snake thing came out and I ran as fast as I could in the other direction, like 'not today! I had to outrun a bunch of chubby bullies as an eight year old, you don't faze me!'. I had it under control, but Dumbledore's bird decided to steal my spotlight by ripping out the dumb snakes eyes!

BUT! Plot twist! It could still hear and smell me, which means my excessive axe body spray was doing it's job, and attracting all the ladies. Even if the ladies are snakes. To be honest I don't know if it was a lady though.... Whatever  I got my spotlight back by stupidly running into the one closed water pipe. I had to throw a rock to distract it.

You know, like in all animated movies they do that and I works, even though we all know it wouldn't do shit! Wait, you don't even know what a movie is! Whatever, that is a story for a different time....actually, do I know what a movie is? What year is it? Yup, they had movies in 1996, I'm almost positive Finlay.

The snake fell for it and slithered away, so I ran back to Ginny and Dumbledore's bird to see if they were still trying to be on my stage without permission. I saw a sword on the ground and decided that once I had a sword no one could be better than me, and I was right. I killed the snake and the book, one of my excuses for hating to read actually, 'because what if the book is evil and killing innocent chickens to use their blood as finger paint'.

The movie should have ended there, but birdy-bitch had to cry and everyone else was an emotional mess, because Ginny read Twilight, so they all cried because of a bird...stupid if you ask me.

My final revenge was to give a smelly, old, used sock to a close friend. But it worked and I was the main-main character of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Just imagine Phox and the Chamber of Secrets! Is that even his name? Who cares, Finlay you still awake? I can tell you all about Harry Potter and his not-so-evil uncle!" Harry was met by mellow snores. He smiled warmly at the wall, lying down and going to sleep too.