KarEena Shorts

Bhool Bhulaiyaa (Pt. 2)

Sooooo, here is the second part of Bhool Bhulaiyaa, as promised. I tried to include both comedy and highlight KarEena's bond so hope you like it! Ab angrezi baadmein, pehle padh lo.

HM: Aaaaahhhhhh

Haseena turned and jumped onto the bed in fear. Her eyes widened seeing- literally- a witch in front of her. The witch took slow steps towards Haseena, while Haseena slowly backed away.

Chudail (in a raspy voice): Haseena Mallik

HM: J-J-J-J-Ji Chudail ji

Chudail (same tone): Yahan kyun aayi ho tum?

HM: Y-Yeh hamara room hai

Chudail: Jhooth! (HM winced) yeh mera kamra hai, aur hamesha mera hi rahega, kya samjhi? (coming closer to HM intimidatingly)

HM: H-H-Haan, yeh a-aapka kamra hai

Chudail: Aur?

HM: A-Aur...aur hamesha...rahega

Chudail: Bohot acche. Aur agar yeh mera kamra hai, toh tum kaun hui?

HM: H-Hum kaun hue?

Chudail: Kaamwali

HM: Kaamwali. Kaamwali? Hum kaamwali nahi hai hamari acchi khasi naukri hai aur aapke iss bartaav ke liye FIR darj karwa sakte hai hum!

Chudail (coming closer): FIR likhwaogi? FIR likhwaogi? (shouting in a raspy voice) Tum hamare khilaaf FIR likhwaogi?!

HM: N-N-Nahi, nahi likhwayenge....h-hum kaamwali hi hai...hum iss kamre ko...saaf karenge

Chudail: Hmm, toh kaam pe lag jaao. Aaj hum bhi dekhte hai kaisa kaam hai tumhara. Shuru hojaao!

The chudail climbed on the bed, making Haseena to scamper off to the other end of the room. She grabbed a broom and began sweeping the floor. One by one, she cleaned each area of the room in fear of the chudail. At last, the chudail called her near herself, but screamed when she saw Haseena's hands. Haseena screamed in fear and jumped almost four feet back.

HM: K-K-Kya? Chillayi kyun aap?

Chudail: Aise? Aise haath lekar aaogi hamare paas?! Aise gande haath lekar?! Haath saaf karke aao

HM: J-J-Ji

Haseena catiously moved towards the bathroom and was about to close the door when the chudail shouted at her not to. She left it open and washed her hands, before coming back to the bed. She sat at the chudail's feet, afraid of her attacking if she sat any closer.

Chudail: Ab pair chhuo hamare!

HM: K-Kyun? Hum aise hi kisike pair nahi chhute

Chudail: Pair chhuo hamare

HM: Nahi! Hum aapke pair nahi chhu sakte

The chudail got up faster than Haseena could process and pushed her to the wall. She held her neck, threatening to choke her if she did anything against the chudail's liking.

Chudail (raspy voice): Humne...kaha...pair...chhuo!

HM (whining like a child): Ammiiiii hume bachaloooo, bachaaoo Ammiiii

At that moment, the chudail released her grip on Haseena and fell back on the bed laughing her head off. She took off the makeshift nails and uncovered her face, revealing herself to be none other than Karishma. She doubled over laughing, seeing Haseena's terrified reaction, as she slowly came to her senses and processed what was happening.

Her expression went from terrified to confused to relieved to shocked to very, very, very angry. She glared at Karishma in the scariest way possible and sat on the bed next to her. Karishma just couldn't stop laughing, which annoyed Haseena more. She made a whining sound and turned her face to the other side. Karishma noticed that and did her best to compose herself enough to not break into a fit of giggles every five minutes.

KS: Sorry na Haseena, hum maje le rahe the bass

HM: Haseena nahi, Maddam Sir. Hum senior hai aapke aur hum abhi duty pe hai

KS: Theek hai, Maddam Sir. Please maaf kardijiye naa humko (putting her hand on her shoulder)

HM (jerking her hand away): Nahi, aapki joh karna hai kijiye, jitni makkhanbaazi karni hai kijiye, hum aapko maaf nahi kar sakte.

KS: Sorry naa, itna bhi bura mat maaniye. Aap janti hai humse sehen nahi hota jab aap naaraz hoti hai. Please maan jaaiye (making a cute face)

HM: Dekhiye, hum aapki chikni-chupdi baaton mein nahi aane waale aur naa hi aapka cute sa chehra dekhke pighalne waale. Isliye behtar hoga ki aap yeh koshish chhod de aur iss baat ko accept kar lein ki aaj ke baad hum aapse kabhi baat nahi karenge!

KS (snickering): Aap khud humse baat kiye bina nahi reh paayegi

HM: Hume apne aap ko control karna aata hai! Isliye abhi iss waqt hum joh bol rahe hai iske baad-

Haseena was interrupted by a knock on the door. She glared at Karishma once again and opened the door to see Cheetoshpa and Billu standing outside.

HM (irritated): Kya hai?

PS: Maddam Sir?

HM: Sorry...woh...aaplog iss waqt aaye...kuch kaam tha?

PS: Kya baat kar rahi hai Maddam Sir, aap hi ne toh kaha tha 2 baje investigation ke liye milna hai

HM: Acchaa...haan...hum bhool hi gaye. Hum bass abhi aaye, aap log shuru kijiye

Cheetoshpa started looking around the floor until KarEena joined them. Haseena began assigning areas of the resort to each person for them to investigate.

HM: Santosh aur Pushpaji aap first floor cover karenge, Cheetah aur Billu tum second floor pe, aur hum aur yeh (jerking her head towards KS) third floor dekhenge. Okay?

ALL: Yes Maddam Sir

Everyone moved towards the elevator when Haseena stopped Karishma and Santosh.

HM: Santosh Sharma, inse (KS) kahiye ki third floor pe pahuchne ke baad woh pehle daayi taraf jaaye aur hum baayi taraf jaayenge.

SS (confused): Ok, Maddam Sir ne kaha-

KS: Haan Santu, hum samajh gaye

HM: Good

Haseena looked away from Karitosh with her head held high, waiting for the lift. Meanwhile a confused Santosh asked Karishma what was happening?

SS (whispering): Yeh Maddam Sir aapse aise kyun baat kar rahi hai? Jhagda hua hai kya aap dono ka?

Karishma stifled a laugh but immediately shut up when she saw Haseena glaring at her. To save her from any further consequences, the lift dinged and they all went in.

KS (whispering to SS): Baad mein batayenge

They began checking each nook and corner of the resort, keeping in mind anything they saw or heard. They all met after a while, to report that everyone had been hearing a whirring noise on side of the resort, but couldn't find its source. They decided to continue the next night as it was already late and they needed rest.

As KarEena entered their room, Karishma was constantly pestering Haseena to forgive her for the prank but Haseena refused to listen.

KS: Please naaraz mat rahiye, hum aapke liye kuch bhi karenge

HM (raising her eyebrows): Kuch bhi?

KS: Haan, kuch bhi

HM: Theek hai. Letiye

KS: Ji?

HM: Let jaaiye

KS: Kaahe?

HM: Zyada question mark mat baniye, hum joh keh rahe hai woh kijiye chup chaap

Karishma laid on the bed with a frown and looked at Haseena for further instruction

HM: Bass ab aise hi rahiye

KS: Hum kaa- OWWWWW!!

Karishma screamed as Haseena literally jumped on her stomach and began attacking her with every pillow in sight.

KS: Ama (receives a smack) kaa (receives a smack) kar rahi (receives a smack) hain aap

HM: Badla le rahe hai (smack) poore (smack) kamre ki (smack) safaai (smack) kawaayi (smack) naa humse? (smack) Ab apne (smack) karnaamon (smack) ka fal (smack) bhugatiye (smack)

Haseena continued hitting her with pillows, in full mood of revenge. Meanwhile, Karishma continuously blocked her attacks while trying to apologize and plead for her to stop. Haseena began muttering angrily about the "injustices" Karishma had done to her by pranking her, while Karishma stopped pleading and stared at Haseena instead.

A few strands of hair had come out of her tight ponytail and fell around her face as her nose went red in anger. Her cheeks puffed as she continued blabbering stuff that Karishma could not comprehend. More like, she chose not to listen, because at the moment she couldn't see anything beyond this cute version of Haseena.

Haseena raised her hand with a pillow once again to attack Karishma, but before it came down, Karishma grabbed it and pulled Haseena towards herself. Before Haseena could realise what was happening, Karishma leaned over and softly kissed her cheek.

Haseena froze in surprise and looked at Karishma to see her smiling. A pink blush crept up her cheeks as she quickly put her arms around Karishma so she wouldn't see her face. Karishma hugged her back, still smiling like an idiot.

KS: Ab toh naaraz nahi hai naa aap humse?

HM: Nahi

KS: Toh...?

HM: Toh kya?

KS: Aapko pata hai kaa (breaking the hug and looking at her with a cute grumpy face)

HM (muttering under her breath): Naaraz hum hue aur manana aapko pad raha hai, waah!

KS: Kuch kaha aapne?

HM: Nahi bilkul nahi, hum le jaayenge aapko ice-cream khilaane

KS: Thankyouuuuu!!! (squealing happily)

Ab samjho agle din case bhi solve hogaya aur sab waapas chale gaye kyunki merko poora likhne ka mann nahi horaha.

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