Chapter 1

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A/N: Any speech in italics = sign language

Any photos at the beginning of the chapter are what characters are wearing.

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Siri POV

"I'll just have my usual breakfast Felix. Thanks."

"Sure thing Noona."

I gave my breakfast order to the nice young waiter who has been serving me for the past year now, Felix. Such a nice kid. I always make sure to tip him well.

It's an early and quiet Monday morning and I'm sitting at my favourite cafe, the Black Swan, with my two best friends Jessi and Hwasa.

J: "Ok

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J: "Ok. So how was the date you had on Saturday with Kai?" she asked, wiggling her eyebrows up and down suggestively.

Siri: "Fucking shit."

H: "No way! I thought for sure this guy would be good for you! He's really hot!"

I rolled my eyes, "Looks aren't everything you know. The guy was a douchebag! All about himself and hardly let me get a word in. He wouldn't shut his damn mouth."

J: "Oh, he's one of those narcissistic assholes?"

Siri: "Yes! And because I hadn't gotten laid in a while, I decided that I'd sleep with him to relieve my sexual frustrations but you know what happened? That mother fucker came before me! And didn't fucking finish me off! I showed him the door once he was done and had to finish myself off! That's the third guy in a few months who hasn't been able to make me fucking cum!"

Just then we heard someone coughing or partially choking from the table behind me. I quickly turned to look behind me and saw the guy directly behind me was rubbing the back of a silver haired guy. Guess he's not choking anymore? I turned back not taking another glance at them.

H: "You've had such shit luck lately with men, girl."

Siri: "I know right? I can't catch a damn break. They're either all about themselves or just want sex. Not that I'm complaining on that part because I have needs too but it would be nice if I could find a guy that would like to get to know me and not just get in my pants."

F: "One eggs benny with bacon and a banana milkshake." Felix said as he popped my food in front of me.

I then heard an 'Oooo' from the table behind me and some chatter that I wasn't paying attention to.

Siri: "Thanks Felix! Did Bang Chan make my eggs the way I like them?"

F: "Of Course! Eggs benny with hard eggs, not runny, just the way you like it." He gave me such a sweet smile, like he always does.

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