⚠️🔞 "I'm not sucking another dick unless I get to cum first."
Siri is a straight forward woman with a foul mouth. Jungkook is mute and part of a Mafia group. He thinks no one could love him due to his mutism and his background. He and his gang happ...
The BTS gang were sitting in a cafe waiting for their food and discussing 'business'. They were in that particular cafe so as to appear like ordinary men catching up and it was nice and quiet.
As they were chatting away, a few members noticed a beautiful brunette woman walk in with a pretty smile and sit at the table behind them which had two women sitting there already.
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As BTS were busy eating they couldn't help but overhear the girls as they weren't exactly being quiet.
"Ok. So how was the date you had on Saturday with Kai?"
"Fucking shit."
This made the members slightly perk up and listen as they didn't expect swear words coming from a pretty girl. Some even giggled at the woman's bluntness.
"No way! I thought for sure this guy would be good for you! He's really hot!"
"Looks aren't everything you know. The guy was a douchebag! All about himself and hardly let me get a word in. He wouldn't shut his damn mouth."
Hearing that made a few members giggle to themselves and Jimin said quietly to Jungkook, "You wouldn't have that problem bro." Jungkook rolled his eyes and flipped him the bird, making the others give a small chuckle.
"Oh, he's one of those narcissistic assholes?"
"Yes! And because I hadn't gotten laid in a while, I decided that I'd sleep with him to relieve my sexual frustrations but you know what happened? That mother fucker came before me! And didn't fucking finish me off! I showed him the door once he was done and had to finish myself off! That's the third guy in a few months who hasn't been able to make me fucking cum!"
BTS were definitely not expecting to hear that from the woman. Hoseok ended up choking on his food as he heard that and was coughing to help himself. Taehyung was patting and rubbing his back to comfort him. The four members who could see her, noticed the woman quickly looking behind her to see what happened but then she carried on talking to her friends.
She just suddenly became very interesting to them with her bluntness and they wanted to keep eavesdropping.
"You've had such shit luck lately with men, girl."
"I know right? I can't catch a damn break. They're either all about themselves or just want sex. Not that I'm complaining on that part because I have needs too but it would be nice if I could find a guy that would like to get to know me and not just get in my pants."
JM: "Maybe that could be one of us?" He said to his members quietly so the girls couldn't hear them. Some of his members scoffed and laughed it off.
"One eggs benny with bacon and a banana milkshake." They heard the waiter say.
Taehyung realised that's the exact same order as Jungkook's breakfast and couldn't help but say "Oooo" loudly while looking at Jungkook and tapping his hand on the table pointing to him. "She likes the same food as you Kookie! You might be who she's looking for!" He whisper-shouted, making the members chuckle.
