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Aizawa: Cute cat.

Todoroki: I love what you did with my dad. You wanna do this in real life too?

Me: I mean... why not.

Shigarki: Damn, Toga and Dabi helping you out too.

Overhaul: Not a bad plan to get a hero out of commission legally.

Bakugo: Can't believe you fucking did this.

Kirishima: Is no one talking about the cat? It was sick bro.

Kaminari: You mean cute.

Kirishima: Come on! That cat was epic. 

Kaminari: Soo true.

Aizawa: I am so for it.

Todoroki: So into cats.

Bakugo: Yeah.

Me: Mh...

Shigarki: If you do that tell me before hand. I have to film the whole scene.

Overhaul: I guess I'll start looking at the news now.

Todoroki: Oh we will soo do that.

Me: If you say so.

Aizawa: Just don't call me for help if you already doing that.

Bakugo: Who fucking else then'

Aizawa: All Might. 

Bakugo: THe fuck?

Aizawa: That man is shit but he will still fight to protect his UA students plus maybe he will lose his job too and I can get rid of him.

Kirishima: *gasp* Did we just hear Aizawa planning to get rid of someone?

Kaminari: It seems so.

Me: It's not that bad. 

Kaminari: It all starts harmless.

Overhaul: If this is the case then how about you two join my clan? Problem solved.

Aizawa: I am an undergound hero.

Overhaul: Doesn't matter.

Shigarki: Stain was a vigilante once too.

Me: Oh really? What changed him?

Shigarki: Don't know but he is better now.

Overhaul: He was frightening as a vigilante as well.

Shigarki: Couldn't really be compared to any hero at all.

Aizawa: It is a hard pass for me.

Me: Aww but it seems like a legit offer tho.

Aizawa: Problem child!

Me: Ah fine.

Overhaul: Whelp seems like we still have work to do.

Shigarki: I agree. This isn't over. We will find a way to get you to the dark side.

Me: Good luck! 

Todoroki: But honestly we will do that Deku.

Me: If you stop calling me deku then yes.

Todoroki: Okay Izuku.

Me: Better.

Kaminari: WHAT! You just stop calling him like that but you all insist on calling me a Pikachu.

Kirishima: Because you are one, bro.

Kaminari: I am not.

Me: Whelp, this is how life works.

Kaminari: it's unfair.

Me: It never was fair.

Shigaraki: Agree.

Overhaul: Yup.

Aizawa: Just make sure if you two are doing this to really be in the middle of the city.

Me: Okay. Don't worry, I'll plan it out.

Bakugo: Shit. You sure about letting him do that?

Todoroki: Why not?

Bakugo: Because he will get rid of Endeavor now for sure.

Todoroki: Well that is the reason why I told him to do that.

Bakugo: Yeah but he will do it so that no one will know it was you two and not only that but definitelly in a cruel way too.

Me: Aww Bakugo, what's up with you?

Bakugo: I know your goddamn notebook and the page about me.

Me: Spider box or the the other one?

Bakugo: The other one.

Me: Oh damn... yeah well it's true tho.

Bakugo: Scary!

Me: Come on, it's not as if you couldn't die because of your quirk and I just wrote it down.

Kirishima: You what?

Me: Well if Bakugo was sweating a lot and you make him use his explotions, he would actually blow himself up.

Kaminari: You planned his murder?

Me: Ah yes a couple of times actually.

Aizawa: *sigh* Don't do it.

Me: I won't.

Shigarki: Wanna give me the plans? I can make it happen for you.

Overhaul: Was about to say the same.

Me: Nah. That Dandelion is mine to torture and stress out.

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