A pet for you!

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Overhaul: Even if he isn't a hero he still has some movies?!

Me: Why not?

Overhaul: Just impressed that is all.

Me: Thanks.

Overhaul: Oh and you want a sister?

Me: No.

Overhaul: How about a daugther then?

Me: I am good.

Overhaul: Okay, just wanted to make sure cause I could have gotten you one.

Shigaraki: You would have gotten him one? HOW?!

Overhaul: First off, adoption works you dirty minded pig!! And second if he joins he will be family anyways.

Aizawa: If anyone adopts him into the family then that would be me.

Todoroki: Dadzawa mode activated.

Kirishima: And I thought that was just a myth.

Kaminari: Nope. That's why Mina came up with that name.

Bakugo: Don't wanna be near when it get's activated tho.

Me: It's kinda cute.

Todoroki: Did you call him cute?

Me: Don't you think he has to evolve into a month too?

Todoroki: I would have said CATerpillar.

Kaminari: Butterfree.

Kirishima: And you are asking us why we call you a Pokemon?!

Kaminari: YEAH!

Kirishima: Just rething what you just said.

Kaminari: I don't get it.

Bakugo: Leave the idiot be.

Shigaraki: I can offer you a pet nomu.

Me: Still not interrested int hat mindless thing.

Shigaraki: How about we make it have a mind.

Me: You guys can do that?

Shigaraki: Never tried it before but yeah.

Me: So it is a no.

Shigaraki: Yeah...

Me: Then no thanks.

Aizawa: Problem child, UA won't be responsible for it.

Me: THought so but it would be cool.

Aizawa: Don't even think about it. You can get a cat in the dorms if you want too.

Kaminri: What about the no pet rule.

Aizawa: You want that kid to bring in a nomu instead?

Kaminari: No.

Kirisgima: I'll get him a dog.

Todoroki: How about a bird?

Bakugo: I say a bunny.

Me: A bunny?

Bakugo: Yes. 

Me: WHY?!

Bakugo: Because you always liked them.

Me: I did but why out of every animal you want me to have a bunny around?

Bakugo: It may help you fucking relax, I don't know.

Aizawa: *sigh* Bakugo stop this argument.

Bakugo: I'll shut up. I get it.

Aizawa: How about you choose your animal alone?

Me: Mh! Thanks but no thanks. I don't tink I will be able to rais it well.

Overhaul: I'll get you a falcon.

Shigaraki: You wroking with Hawks together or some shit.

Overhaul: a falcon is not a hawk! It's smaller and faster.

Me: Uhh sounds interresting.

Overhaul: Don't care anyone will say, I am getting you a trained one.

Aizawa: *sigh* Why not a cat?

Kaminari: You just want to have a cat.

Kirishima: Why not get one yourself.

Todoroki: Because it is still forbidden for UA staff and students to have a pet.

Overhaul: No one can say anything about a wild bird tho.

Aizawa: True.

Bakugo: So he gets a bird now?!

Me: Guess so...

Bakugo: Just make sure you don't train it weirdly fucking nerd.

Me: HEY!

Bakugo: And don't let it kill me.

Me: Oh please that honor is mine and mine alone Kacchan.

Bakugo: Uff I felt chills down my spine. I changed my mind, call me Dandelion or Pomeranian. Feels a lot better now.

Me: ... Nope. I like Kacchan more.

Bakugo: Izuku!

Me: Nope, deal with it!

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