sallymon: heyy
homeless: who are you??
sallymon: ur mom
bitch
homeless: ?????
sallymon: no but srsly i also have no idea who any of you guys are
except for wil, tech, and tommy
hey guys o/
Biggest Man Alive: SALLYYYYY
sallymon: hi tommy!!
Biggest Man Alive: why are yuo so confident that i'm tommy
we all have nicknames
i could be wilbur for all you know
sallmon: you cant fool me tommy
who else would willingly name themselves 'biggest man alive'?
Biggest Man Alive: RUDE
sallymon: but its true
n e ways
i scrolled back a bit
it was you who added me here, right?
Biggest Man Alive: yeap
so you can meet my friends
and possibly terrorize them beacuse quite frankly you are very terrifying when you need to be
sallymon: perfect
:)
Biggest Man Alive: horrifying
thabk you
sand eater: omg
sally??
sallymon: hey whalebur
still eating sand i see
miss me?
sand eater: what the hell
why are you here
sallymon: because im the best
thats why
it kinda sounds like you dont want me here wil :/
do you not love me anymore?
are you cheating on me?
wilbur i thought i was your wife 😧
sand eater: alskdjakdla
NO
i do want you here
sallymon: then why did you ask why i was here 😢
homeless: pardon my french
but what the FUCK
wilbur has a wife??
sallymon: pretty sure that's not french my man
but yeah
i am his wife
immortal: i actually almost forgot about that
how did that happen anyway?
this is techno by the way
sallymon: hey techno!
immortal: hullo
sallymon: and how we got married
erm...
i kinda
forgot?
actually?
sand eater: wow sally
and YOU were the one who accused me of not loving you anymore
smh
sallymon: SHUT UP
it was like 10 years ago ok
all i remember was it was in a gas station
and he proposed to me with ringpops
el rapids: youre joking
that didnt happen
sallymon: unfortunately not
i am sadly married, wedded, joined together by law, with one (1) wilbur soot craftson
whyd you ask
el rapids:
i was also proposed to with ringpops in a gas station
@/subpoena
@/time traveler
subpoena: whyd you ping us
oh
time traveler: wait really :O
thats so cool!
subpoena: damn
looks like i wasnt original after all
sallymon: NO FUCKING WAY
el rapids: WAY
sallymon: HOLY PRIME
YOURE KIDDING ME
el rapids: IM NOT
Biggest Man Alive: are you guys actually married
sallymon: yes
sand eater: yes
immortal: no
dont listen to them
they're not actually married
they like to say they are
but they're not
YOU ARE READING
tbh, nobody here is straight (a dream smp chatfic)
Fanfictionjust a dream smp chatfic where absolutely no one is cis het 😋 except for maybe jack manifold but we'll see i'll try to update everyday but if i dont update for 2 weeks, feel free to scream at me in the comments
