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45. Crashed the car
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Lucas: How the hell did you crash the car?

Elijah: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight
Elijah: I was like "Woah, that's homophobic." Instead, I went gay. And THAT'S when I got into an accident

Isabella: ...

Lucas: *Proud fond smile* And THAT'S the guy I'm in love with Ladies and Gentlemen

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