77. Late Night Thoughts With Slytherin Pt 2
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Addison:
1. Your accent is your mouth's font
2. Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday. Every half hour it goes to your room, opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
3. If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time
4. How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you've never fallen like that before?
5. Pacific Ocean has 3 C's and all are pronounced differently
6. If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread at the same time, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich
7. I love the 3A.M. version of people. Vulnerable. Honest. Real
8. I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and blamed Eve. You know how men lie... That's probably why men have the Adam's Apple stuck in their throat
9. Teenagers are so damn angry because we're treated like children and expected to act like adults
10. 2003 is as far away as 2031
11. If practice makes perfect, how come waking up in the morning never gets any easier
12. Me: I'm gonna go to sleep early tonight
Also me at 3A.M.: Googles 'how to bite a mosquito back'
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