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143. Lucas Having Late Night Thoughts
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Lucas: If you kill someone in the living room, is it still ok to call it the living room?

Elijah: No. Go to sleep

Lucas: Who delivers the mailman's mail?

Elijah: I love you and all but go to sleep please

Lucas: ....

Elijah: ....

Lucas: If a kid is bad and wants coal what does Santa do?

Elijah: If I didn't love you, I'd kill you

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