76. Late Night Thoughts With Slytherin Pt.1
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Elijah:
1. If you run at 11P.M. you're a night person. If you run at 5A.M. you're a morning person. If you run at 3A.M. you're a suspicious person
2. I am deathly afraid of almosts. Of comimg so very close to where I want to be in life that I can almost taste it, almost touch it, then falling just a little short
3. I used to think coffee was a grown-up drink. Then I thought alcohol was a grown-up drink. Now I have finally achieved full enlightenment to understand that it is water that is the grown-up drink
4. Why do we get in a car but get on a bus?
5. It's weird to think people who are 5ft are only 5 subways long
6. We could prevent a zombie apocalypse by tying people's shoes together before we bury them
7. You've never seen your face in person, only in pictures and reflections
8. Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off
9. Money is never actually yours, it's just your turn with it
10. The only thing scarier than finding extraterrestrial alien life on another planet would be to find other humans on another planet
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