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78. Late Night Thoughts With Slytherin Pt 3
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Alix:

1. Fire Engines are just Water Engines

2. Do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs. That's cause they're the ghosts of bugs you've killed

3. As a kid I was sent to bed as a punishment, now I view a lack of sleep as a punishment

4. The hours between 12A.M. and 6A.M. have a weird habit of making you feel like you're either on top of the world, or under it

5. You don't realise how loud normal everyday activities are until you try doing them at 3A.M. in a sleeping household

6. Australia has 3 A's and all are pronounced differently

7. Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face

8. Are oranges named orange because they're orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

9. What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the real world but when people take"real" drugs and trip, they see the real world and that's why they're illegal

10. If someone else has an awkward moment I'll forget about it almost immediately. But if I have an awkward moment I think about it constantly for years

11. Your future self may be thinking about you at this very moment in time

12. The worst feeling ever is waking up in the morning

13. Math... The only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why

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