Dale has been getting some strange feelings regarding Andrea and the Governor. The Governor just seems... sus. Later he uncovers the truth behind his strange backstory and must warn Andrea before it's too late. A love triangle ensues. A story featur...
Dale watched Andrea intently as she slept peacefully. He was outside her window, peering in with his hands cupped around his eyes.
He was in Woodberry (how did he get there, we will never know), outside of the home Andrea resided in.
Oh how he wanted her. Sure, call him a creepy old man, but he felt like a father figure to her. He couldn't handle seeing her do this to herself... Being all alone...
Suddenly, he saw a figure approaching her. It was . . . the governor? Even worse . . . he was naked.
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Dale's eyes bulged out of his face cartoon style
He couldn't believe it! Dale watched with shock as Andrea rolled to her side and smiled at him
He wished Andrea looked at him like how she was looking at the Governor. Dale fell into a coughing spree in disgust. Andrea looked out the window, saw him, and waved. The governor was NOT pleased.
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Dale was surprised. 😳😳😳😳😳
The governor whacked Andrea from behind, knocking her out instantly. The governor crawled out the window and started making out with Dale instead. At first, Dale resisted. But then he smelt the lovely cologne of the Governor. Was it... Axe body spray?
Between kisses Dale gasped out "What's that smell?"
The governor gave him a sly smile. "That is the smell of the decomposing body of my child-turned-walker named Penny. Do you like it? I was just wrestling with her earlier. Then this ninja lady stabbed me with glass."
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Then his eyes fell upon the limp body of Andrea. Her luscious blond hair probably smelled amazing. But so did the hot sexy governor. Dale rubbed his thumb across the governor's lips, gazing into his one single beady eye.
"I'm so sorry", Dale murmured just loud enough for the governor to hear.
The governor looked confused. "For what?"
"For THIS!" Dale punched him square in the face, knocking him out cold. He couldn't believe it worked! The governor fell to the ground as Andrea slowly began to come to her senses. The governor had almost distracted Dale from his ultimate goal. But all it took was some seducing and the governor fell right into his trap.
Dale climbed through the window over to Andrea, who looked shocked at what just happened.
"Andrea!" Dale shouted happily. Yet the woman didn't seem at all pleased to see him. She backed away, pushing herself into the wall.
"You just knocked out my boyfriend, you creepy old man!"
Dale was astonished. "B-but Andrea, I love you!"
Andrea screamed back at him. "YOU HAVE A WIFE AND TEN KIDS YOU SICKO!!"
Dale decided that now was not the time to mention how he starves them every night.
Andrea slapped Dale. "You disgust me."
Dale felt rage churning up in his chest. He balled his hands into fists, trying to keep them from shaking. "Andrea. I don't think you understand. I knocked out your boyfriend because I needed to take him out of the picture so you could see who you truly needed. How could you stand to be with someone as insufferable as him? He still takes care of his WALKER child for heaven's sake!"
Andrea slapped him once more, with the force of a thousand waterfalls and Dale was knocked out for good.
