Not men 😨😨😨

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Our protagonist has realized she's a LESBIAN!! WOW!! NOT DEGENERATE MALES!!!
Also Reddit and discord had said they were dating and flexed on everyone on how they would go on double dates with YouTube and Instagram and it was great and very Homo socks off 👍👍

Tiktok has realized who she had a crush on and ZAMN she was fine!! I'm not gonna say who it is because I'm like really evil and stuff Tehe. You can make theories tho. A hint is I haven't introduced her yet.

Anyslay, tiktok went into class when suddenly ONE DIRECTION CAME?!? IN?!?!(! WHAT IN TUMBLRS SEXY MAN SHOP AND REFDITS ILLEGAL MEYMEYS?!?!??
"Hey lol we came here bc your dad Twitter is a capitalist and sold u to us 😈😈💔✨"  they all said at once, because boy bands are all hive minds.
"I'm gæ." Tiktok said, smiling cutely and fluttering her UwU lashes, thinking of the bitches she wants to get bc tiktok gets a negative amount, she's in bitch debt.
"Sorry lolzies" singular direction claimed sexily
They suddenly burst into song bc idk man what Am I the bee movie script paragraph that I have memorized???

"Ooh baybay, I love you baybay!" One direction started, suddenly getting cut off by
*gasp*
TWITTER?? He was a Steve cobs looking mf but make it a human and a dilf. Anyneighs,
"Stay away from my baybay!"
"But father, I love him" some weird ass bitch said. Who? Jesus probably idfk.

Tiktok died of embarrassment cutely and was caught in the arms of the love of her life totally real not at all lying not clickbait gone wrong gone sexual at 3 am totally fr not at all gonna get cut off mid sentance before I can say her crushes name which i

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