Valiant and Valiant is on the Case

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"Cut" ! Raoul j Raoul yelled

when he saw birds instead of stars floating around Roger Rabbits head when he got conked in the head with a fridge .

"Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!" Raoul yelled as he threw the Script on the floor

"What the hell was wrong with that take" Baby Herman asked in a angry tone

"Nothing Baby Herman you were perfect you were better than perfect , it's Roger he keeps blowing his lines , Roger what's this" Raoul asked.

"A Tweeting bird " Roger replied in a sheepish tone .

"A Tweeting bird , Roger read the script it says Rabbit gets clunked Rabbit sees stars Not birds Not Stars! Can we lose the play back please " Raoul said in an angry tone .

"Roger, you're killing me! Killing me" Raoul said as he sat in his director's chair .

"For crying out loud Roger! Like how the hell many times do we have to do this damn scene? Raoul! I'll be in my trailer! Taking a nap!" Baby Herman said

as he started to walk off set but not before he walked under a women's dress

"Ooh"the woman said in surprise

"Cuse me Toots" Baby Herman said as he walked off the set.

"My stomach can't take this , get him out of there or seal him up in it and say lunch. " Raoul said as he got up from his chair .

"Lunch" a crew man yelled

"That's lunch we're on a half" Raoul said as he grabbed his coat .

"Please Raoul just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time," Roger said in a pleading tone .

"Roger we dropped it  on your head 23 times already" Raoul said as he tried to leave

"I can take it don't worry about me" Roger reassured

"I'm not worried about you. I'm worried about the refrigerator, '' Raoul said as he pried Roger off his coat .

"I can give you stars look *bang look *bang look"Roger said as he hit himself in the head as he followed Raoul off the set .

"Pfft Toons" Eddie Valiant said before he took a swing of his whisky .

"Uh Uncle Eddie your Half Toon Niece is standing right next to you" Hedy Valiant said in a quiet yet annoyed tone as she scowled at her uncle with her arms crossed .

"Sorry Hedy sometimes I forget that you're half toon" Eddie said in an apologetic tone

"It's okay Uncle Eddie , come on let's go see Mister Maroon" Hedy said as she walked off the set with her Uncle trailing behind her .

When they got to Mister Maroons office Hedy walked up his secretaries desk

"May I help you" The secretary said with a smile

"Valiant and Valiant Private Detectives here to see Mister Maroon" Hedy said with a smile

The secretary smiled, stood up from her desk and opened the door to Mister Maroon's office

"Mister Maroon Mr. and Miss Valiant are here to-" The secretary said before Mister Maroon put up a hand .

"He'll be right with you" The Secretary said with a smile before she went back to her desk

"No no no wait til he gets on feet then hit him with the boulder" Mister Maroon said to his editor who was showing him a cartoon .

"Right R.K" The editor said before he ran to answer the phone that was ringing in the distance

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