I am being dragged back down into the hell that is Mystreet. Ignore that only the first incorrect quote has bolded names (and this). I can't bold on the web app on the phone, and I refuse to download Wattpad again. I have been graced by AO3 and can not return to this retched hell scape (i love being dramatic it's so funny).
Kim: Lucinda, can I talk to you for a second?
Lucinda: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Garroth are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Kim: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
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Gene: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Gene: And atoms never touch each other.
Gene: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
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Terry: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Travis: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
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Aphmau: Stressed.
Zane: Depressed.
Kim: Possessed.
Nana: Obsessed.
Lucinda: Impressed.
Dante: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Dante: I just wanted to join in.
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Laurence: Aww, what's your dog's name?
Aphmau: Celestia.
Laurence, yelling to Garroth: TRY CELESTIA!
Garroth, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Aphmau:
Laurence: What's your favorite number?
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*Everyone is giving advice to Zane*
Garroth: It's okay to ask for help.
Aphmau: You're not a burden.
Nana: Murder is okay.
Travis: Your feelings matter.
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Gene: Zenix, I don't think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.
Zenix: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you're all tomfuckered out!
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Nana: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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Daniel: That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Rylan?
Rylan: No?
Daniel: I think I speak for Rylan when I say it sounds really super.
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Garroth: We have a problem.
Kim: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
