Lucinda: Am I straight?
Melissa: Not even a little bit.
Lucinda: No, my parking...
Melissa: Oh. Yeah, you're good.
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Aphmau: You need to control your anger.
Aaron: This is me controlling my anger.
Ein: *walks past*
Aaron: *punches Ein in the face*
Aphmau: ...
Aphmau: I'm pretty sure that's the anger controlling you.
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Zane: You need to stop picking fights with people taller than you.
Aaron: Oh please, everyone's taller than her.
Zane: Aaron, don't provoke-
Aphmau, already rolling up her sleeves: You wanna die, bitch-boy?
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After Aph realizes Aaron and FC are the same person
PDH Lucinda: I think someone's in love~!
PDH Kawaii~Chan: Aphmau and Aaron sitting in a tree-
PDH Aphmau: Yeah right, I just think Aaron is cute. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.
[Later that night]
PDH Aphmau, staring at the ceiling: Shit.
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Melissa: What's your sleep schedule?
Aaron: Bold of you to assume I have one.
