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Holy shit Jess announced season 7 will come one day. Also I heart Travis, he is so silly. Also also, there's a bit more Garrance in this chapter than usual. I promise I'm still a Garkim kinda guy. Also also also, I'm currently hyperfixating on Mystreet again so there's gonna be a few chapters today or so because I love the silly little block characters!!!!!

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Travis: Made you all playlists!

Travis: Zane, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Travis: Dante, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Travis: And Garroth has the ABBA Gold album.

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Laurance: Oh look who got laid last night.

Garroth: That's right chumps, missionary accomplished!

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Aaron: Blaze! What did I tell you about lying?

Blaze, looking down: ...That it only works on Daniel.

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Aphmau: I like your top, Vlad!

Dante: I have a name, you know.

Vlad: *sighs* Why are you like this?

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Aphmau: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.

Zane: Oh, that was all real.

Aphmau: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!

Zane: If I'm gonna be sacrificed, I'm gonna do it right.

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Gene: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.

Dante: How so?

Gene: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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Travis: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?

Laurance: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?

Zane: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

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Katelyn: Look, last night was a mistake.

Travis: A sexy mistake.

Katelyn: No, just a regular mistake.

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Aphmau: Why is there blood everywhere?

Ein: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Aphmau: You stabbed someone?!

Ein: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Aaron: Oh no! I'm doomed!

Aphmau: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Ein at his own memorial service.

Aaron: Exactly! It's impossible!

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Dante: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?

Garroth: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.

Laurance: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.

Travis: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.

Laurance: Are- Are you speaking from experience.

Travis: No!

Travis:

Travis: ....Maybe.

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Aphmau: Here comes the lightning!

Aphmau, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.

Zane: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

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Aphmau: Would you rather kill Ein, or—

Aaron: Yes, kill him.

Aphmau: I didn't say the other thing—

Aaron: I don't need to hear it.

Ein: ...I'm feeling a little unsafe.

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Laurance: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Garroth: You're very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Zane: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Zane: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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