Zane: What's 9 + 10?
Garroth: 21.
Zane: You're stupid.
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Aphmau: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Aphmau, to Nana: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Katelyn, to Aphmau: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Nana: There are two types of people.
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Blaze: Christmas is cancelled.
Rylan: You can't cancel a holiday.
Blaze: Keep it up, Rylan, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Rylan: What does that mean?
Blaze: Aaron, take New Year's away from Rylan.
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Garroth: Would you slap Laurance-
Zane: Yes.
Garroth: I didn't even finish!
Zane: Sorry, continue.
Garroth: Would you slap Laurance for 10 dollars?
Zane: I would do it for free.
Laurance: Rude...
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Garroth: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Travis: ...what happened?
Garroth: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Aphmau: What are amphetamines?
Ein: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Aphmau: Ohhhh.
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Travis: Hold on, I can explain!
Zane: Really? Can you now?
Travis: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.
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Travis: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Dante: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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Laurance: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Dante: We could attack them with hummus.
Laurance: I stand corrected.
Dante: Just keeping things in perspective.
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Zenix, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Gene: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.