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Zane: What's 9 + 10?

Garroth: 21.

Zane: You're stupid.

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Aphmau: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-

Aphmau, to Nana: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Katelyn, to Aphmau: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Nana: There are two types of people.

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Blaze: Christmas is cancelled.

Rylan: You can't cancel a holiday.

Blaze: Keep it up, Rylan, and you'll lose New Year's too.

Rylan: What does that mean?

Blaze: Aaron, take New Year's away from Rylan.

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Garroth: Would you slap Laurance-

Zane: Yes.

Garroth: I didn't even finish!

Zane: Sorry, continue.

Garroth: Would you slap Laurance for 10 dollars?

Zane: I would do it for free.

Laurance: Rude...

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Garroth: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Travis: ...what happened?

Garroth: I made a VERY bad mistake.

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Aphmau: What are amphetamines?

Ein: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Aphmau: Ohhhh.

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Travis: Hold on, I can explain!

Zane: Really? Can you now?

Travis: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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Travis: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Dante: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Laurance: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Dante: We could attack them with hummus.

Laurance: I stand corrected.

Dante: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Zenix, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Gene: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.


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