Aphmau: I need you to be totally straight with me.
Katelyn: *nervous bisexual laughter*
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Aphmau: *boiling water*
Katelyn: Aph what the fuck are you doing its 6 in the morning.
Aphmau: Making cereal!
Katelyn:
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PDH Aphmau @ Ivy: Roses are red, violets are blue, Garroth Ro'Meave will never fuck you!
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Zane: Hey, are you a white van because I wanna fill you up with kids.
Nana:
Nana: Zane, what the fuck?
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Zenix: Look who needs kids anyways? I think it'd be WAAAYYYY more fun just to put your newborn in a FUCKING BLENDER! Then you get to see its [Censored due to graphic detail] and then you get a cool smoothie afterwords WIN WIN! Totally worth the 9 months.
Laurance: ZENIX, WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Gene: This is why we don't trust Zenix with Children.
Sasha: This is why we don't trust Zenix in general.
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Zane: Aph this isn't your social network YOU BARELY KNOW THESE PEOPLE
Aphmau: WHADDYA MEAN? We Have an intimate bond yo! Like that guys dad's dick has been in my mom.
Kacey, coughing and sputtering: WHAT THE HELL!?!
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Gene: Sure, I don't get a healthy amount of sleep like some people, but can they do this?
Gene: *Blacks out and falls to the floor*
Dante: excuse me how thE FU--
