One Shots || Bucky x Reader || ABC

D || Derby Dolls and Doctors ***

Trigger warning: This is not mild spice. This is porn. 

Enjoy dolls.

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"Stark, where the hell are you taking us?" Bucky chuckled as the van, driven by the head of the cardiology department, moved to what seemed to be the middle of nowhere.

"Trust me guys. You guys are going to fucking love this," Tony Stark grinned from behind his massive sunglasses which he chose to wear despite it being dark already. Well- it looked good on him anyways.

"Language," Rogers complained from the backseat somewhat grumpily as, foolishly, he had thought that "going out for a night with Tony Stark" would mean something along the lines of getting a drink at the local pub. At least Bucky had anticipated that nothing would be further from the truth and prepared himself to be amazed.

After an additional ten minutes of driving past abandoned streets, a large warehouse appeared on the horizon; lit up by lights and small campfires surrounding the perimeter. Whatever this was, Bucky thought, it had to be deliciously illegal. Outside of the warehouse was an outside bar which was home to a lot of people drinking and joking around. While Tony parked the van Bucky heard loud 90s punk rock blasting through the speakers, causing him to smile as he thought back to his high school punk days. The atmosphere was fantastic; people were singing loudly, dancing around shamelessly and all slowly making their way inside the warehouse from which an enormous wave of sound emerged. Bucky wondered if they were hosting an illegal concert or boxing match inside. He wouldn't put it past Tony.

As soon as they made their way to the bar Tony handed everyone a shot of Sambuca, followed by two beers a piece before Tony dragged his unknowing colleagues towards the enormous warehouse doors which were wide open.

"All right men, place your bets right-" he started as they rounded the corner, walking inside the warehouse, "-here."

Bucky's jaw dropped. In front of his eyes was an enormous roller derby rink lit up by flashing disco lights while loud punk music was blasting through the speakers. It was absolutely massive, loud and wild and sinfully glorious. Bucky's jaw slowly turned into a smirk as he slapped Tony on the back before following him to the bookie who stood in front of the stands.

Behind the man hung a poster offering varying names that sent Bucky Barnes smirking in a heartbeat, choosing to bet a twenty on the Smackdown Sweethearts. Tony unsurprisingly went for the Twisted Nippers while Rogers chose to put a tenner on the Holy Rollers. Just when they had made it into the crowd and had managed to squeeze themselves into the very first row for a great view on a now empty rink, all the lights suddenly dimmed and the crowd fell silent.

Then, loud drums blasted through the speakers, almost shaking people out of their seats. The crowd started to cheer loudly as a spotlight shone down on the rink, the drums started picking up in speed as a commentator, dressed in a bright blue suit, started psyching up the crowd screaming 'are you ready to see some derby dolls fighting it out on the track tonight?! Let's get ready to rumbleeeee!' The first girls raced onto the ring; all high skirts, long legs, tattoos and wild smiles.

Tony looked at the girls skating around the rink like he had finally found the key to heaven. Steve seemed more interested in the announcement for the first match; the Twisted Nippers against the Holy Rollers. The commentator in the ring was loosely shouting the rules into the crowd for all the newcomers; "-each team has four blockers and one jammer. If the jammer manages to lap the members of the opposing team they score points." Bucky thought this seemed quite simple as it couldn't possible be that hard to skate past someone, was it?

Boy, was he wrong.

Within the first minute off the game two girls had been slammed into the boarding, one had back-tumbled onto the inside of the rink and another, the captain of the Twisted Nippers who had charmingly named herself Disco Tits, had flung herself in front of three blockers of the opposing team, allowing their jammer to pass the herd and score a point. Eventually the Twisted Nippers won by two points and celebrated this by doing a victory lap around the rink which consisted mostly of them lifting their pink skirts and revealing Juicy couture-style panties with their Roller Derby names printed on them in sparkly letters. Bucky had never heard Tony, his damn boss, holler so loudly. Tony's hollering caught the attention of the girl called Disco Tits who moved up to the boarding, pulled Tony in by his collar and kissed him straight on the mouth. Bucky and Steve cheered with tipsy smirks on their faces as they watched their boss finally shut up for once. When the blonde released Tony from her grip, she winked and skated away, leaving her bright pink mouthguard dangling between Tony's lips. It's fair to say that Tony's smirk did not leave his face for the rest of the night, showing a smudge of the girl's lipstick on his face which he chose to wear like a badge of honour and the mouthguard in his breast pocket for her to "collect later."