Bunny, Let Us Court You ! (Bts X Jungkook)

Ex-Boyfriends

HEHE

DID YA'LL MISS ME?

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Jungkook scoffed cynically " Listen here Aurum. You're still small so I'm not going to go into any details but you should Know I'm a boy with great hormones and endurance. MY whole life was spent for this purpose. You think I can't handle six boys ?" He flexed his muscles " You can go and ask from the MULTIPLE exes I had when you're old enough ! They will give you a vivid description on how GREAT I was in Bed. In fact, I've had crazy sexual intercourse more times than I could count !"

As he spoke the last line, Jungkook felt a slow creepy feeling crawling from the back that made his neck muscles tighten and goosebumps to appear.

An eerie feeling as if he wasn't along. And he was right.

" Is that so?"

Behind them, A dark voice with barely concealed anger spoke, sending a shock directly to Jungkook's gut

Jungkook gulped and turned around to see a very furious Taehyung looking straight at him with a menacing glance..

Oh shit

Look, Jungkook has had his fair share of ' shit I've done in my life that are far too stupid to even think about'. He was a growing boy after all !

And it didn't help that his best friend was Kim Yugyeom...

Yep.

Him and Yugyeom had once sneaked into a high officials party and accidently got mistaken as the host's illegimate children,
Jungkook had been 'accidently' engaged ,
They have 'accidently' seen their principal having sex with the second year English teacher when both Yugyeom and Jungkook had stayed at school for a dare,
They have been accidently mistaken as strippers in a night club,
or the time where they had seen a 75 year old man's dick when 'accidently' sneaking inside a house that looked haunted,
or the time-

You get the idea.

But this definitely topped his 'dumb moments he would probably never do again'.

Speaking about  his sex life infront of his will-be-lovers.

Just great.

Jungkook sat on the couch in the living room with all the Bts members infront of him, standing with an intimidating aura.

He saw Aurum peeking from the pillar 
The little Mammothrept mouthed , "You are screwed"  to which Jungkook scoffed and gritted his teeth. He would deal with him later-right now there were more pressing matters

" We are highly aware that we may not be your first times in certain situations" Namjoon started, his face morphing into a more serious and logical look. Total daddy material. Not that Jungkook cared, of course not!

" It would be hardly unfair for us to expect you to be completely devoted to us as well. With us not labeling the relationship we are currently having. But that doesn't mean your past experiences with" Namjoon cleared his throat "-certain people makes it easier for us. Therefore, we would like for you to give us the names of people you've been with so we can make sure they won't interfere with you again"

Jungkook squeaked. 

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttt?????????????????????

Okay, Look. Firstly ; Jungkook did have a few boyfriends here and there cause the youngboy was curious. And with the amount of proposals he got in one day during high school, of course he was tempted to try it out.